Judge Judy joke!

[JLM]

Judge Judy to prostitute- "And when exactly did you realize that you had been raped"?
Prostitute, after slight hesitation- "When the cheque bounced".

 

[Blackleaf]

Britain now has its own Judge Judy.



Judge Rinder is a new ITV1 studio courtroom show where criminal barrister Robert Rinder rules on real life cases

https://www.itv.com/itvplayer/judge-rinder

 

[gopher]

judicial harpy

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Judge Judy to prostitute- "And when exactly did you realize that you had been raped"?
Prostitute, after slight hesitation- "When the cheque bounced".

That joke is as old as the profession I think.

 

[gopher]

that is one ugly beeatch who treats everyone like caca

 

[JLM]

That joke is as old as the profession I think.

Not to those of us who hadn't heard it. I doubt if there are really any new jokes.

 

[JLM]

That joke is as old as the profession I think.

Did they have cheques in those days? -

 

[Twila]

Did they have cheques in those days? -

They had cheque stone tablets I believe...they wrote all kinds of shyte on stone tablets back in the day...

 

[JLM]

They had cheque stone tablets I believe...they wrote all kinds of shyte on stone tablets back in the day...

Yep, but I'm not sure if they bounced! -

 

[Ludlow]

that is one ugly beeatch who treats everyone like caca

It's called, "acting".

 

[gopher]

"acting" ??

she looks like a genuine harpy: