Wonder Why!!!!!

[VanIsle]

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.​

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.​

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.​

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?​

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?​

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?​

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?​

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?​

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?​

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?​

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?​

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?​

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?​

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?​

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!​

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?​

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?​

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?​

 

[petros]

Good post V.I.

 

[Goober]

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

I think as mentioned, a great and terrific post. So the only thing we can do is try and answer.Now that will be interesting???????????????

 

[VanIsle]

The answers could make it very interesting and very funny. I'm semi guilty on the "diet coke" myself but - yuk to the cheeseburger unless it's home made. I drink diet coke because I like the taste of it better.

 

[petros]

 

[VanIsle]

And won't we all be glad when the kids all go back to "skinny" jeans rather than buying pants that are 3 sizes too big that they can wear down around their ankles. My sons are big fellows. Quite big and quite tall. One of them had difficulty buying jeans because the stores were always out of his size. The punks were buying and wearing them.

 

[talloola]

And won't we all be glad when the kids all go back to "skinny" jeans rather than buying pants that are 3 sizes too big that they can wear down around their ankles. My sons are big fellows. Quite big and quite tall. One of them had difficulty buying jeans because the stores were always out of his size. The punks were buying and wearing them.

I burst into laughter watching them from the back as they walk, as they look like they have sh't their
pants, and also, for many many years the so called 'dirty old men' looked exactly like them, waddling
down the sidewalk, pants baggy and dirty, walking like they had a pantload.

I have four grandsons, none look like that, thankfully they have a few brain cells.