
Seems an autolatching mechanism would be a wise investment. I intend to put one on my back gate... the kids are constantly leaving the back yard open.

Bungee cord and a nail.
Of course, you could go all out and get razor wire, security lights, sirens, and a robot.
You might try putting a few bounce sheets out. A neighvbor does that with some success. Or bars of soap here and there.

All I really need, is to just to close the friggin gate....I bought a pair of spring hinges for the gate and that should keep it closed. I made the gate four feet wide to make it easy to get a wheelbarrow through. I thought briefly about putting in a hook and eye to hold the gate open but that is another trap waiting......

My wife suggested that I go out and pee my own marker around our property.......Might take me a few days....
... Maybe if I collected the pee in a spray bottle it might last a bit longer.. I'll let you know..

Barnett makes some really nice crossbows, quiet and you get to fill your freezer with nary a neighbour needing to know.

Am excellent idea!
just don't get seen by the neighbours.......with your spray bottle out.
I've also heard that leaving human hair about works very well.

A few short years ago there was a movie called "Never cry Wolf" about a naturalist who goes up north to study wolves. During the movie the hero sees the alpha wolf marking his territory and he decides to mark his own. I think he said it took 23 pots of tea to get enough juice to mark about the same distance as the wolf did. If I did this I would use some kind of plastic spray bottle.....With all that starting and stopping I might hurt myself...

A few short years ago there was a movie called "Never cry Wolf" about a naturalist who goes up north to study wolves. During the movie the hero sees the alpha wolf marking his territory and he decides to mark his own. I think he said it took 23 pots of tea to get enough juice to mark about the same distance as the wolf did. If I did this I would use some kind of plastic spray bottle.....With all that starting and stopping I might hurt myself...

Ever read the book??
The naturalist was Farley Mowat.....also the author.
Farley is one of those guys....I can't make up my mind whether to love or hate him........love The Regiment, And No Birds Sang, West Viking, Sibir, Never Cry Wolf and practically everything else he ever wrote.....except....he is guilty of Sea of Slaughter.....and inventing some aspects of his early books written as fact...
Actually, I think you have to love the old curmudgeon..........if you have not read the first two books listed above.....DO!!! Farley's experiences as a Canadian infantryman in World War Two.

I wouldn't compare Mowat with Michael Moore. He did pad the stories abit but I've enjoyed everything of his I've read. He usually ended up with a very entertaining story. If you hear Mowat interviewed, you come away feeling that he loves the country, and for that I can forgive most things.

I wouldn't compare Mowat with Michael Moore. He did pad the stories abit but I've enjoyed everything of his I've read. He usually ended up with a very entertaining story. If you hear Mowat interviewed, you come away feeling that he loves the country, and for that I can forgive most things.

Mowat's most saving grace:
Combat service in the Canadian Army in World War Two.....for that I can forgive him most anything.
He wrote honestly about the above in two books, one about his regiment, the other much more about his personal experiences......both wonderful. (The Regiment and And No Birds Sang)
As well, he has a wonderful sense of humor, and takes great joy in goring the sacred cows of just about anyone. He calls 'em like he sees 'em.
A wonderful Canadian.