#1Oct 10th, 2011
This is the final final doomsday, so if you have shopping to do better get it done soon.
October 21 - The End is Near
#3
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011
That's gunna really put a damper on my hunting the rut this year.
#4
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBear
That's gunna really put a damper on my hunting the rut this year.
and why is that? Are you figuring that you will be taken up in the rapture?
#5
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by gerryh
Nope. and why is that? Are you figuring that you will be taken up in the rapture?
The world is supposed to END on the 21st. The rut doesn't start until the first to third week of November.
If the world is going to end, won't I be dead?
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#7Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin
So All Sales Final would not be a problem.--
This is the final final doomsday, so if you have shopping to do better get it done soon.
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#8Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Goober
Yep!So All Sales Final would not be a problem.
Time to max out the credit limits boys!!!
I just posted that at one of the doomsday sites I poke around at.
I hope this time they start selling off some of the stuff they bought on credit.
Last time they just held on to it, dammit!!!
I figure with Christmas coming, they might need the cash this time.
#9
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBear
Nope.
The world is supposed to END on the 21st. The rut doesn't start until the first to third week of November.
If the world is going to end, won't I be dead?
No it's not. The Rapture is predicted for the 21st.
#10
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by gerryh
No it's not. The Rapture is predicted for the 21st.
Quote:
Just going by what the man says.... and which probably will be finished out on October 21, that’s coming very shortly. That looks like it will be at this point, it looks like it will be the final end of everything.
It pays to actually read the articles.
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#11Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Goober
Yes, and don't worry about perishables.So All Sales Final would not be a problem.
#12
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by gerryh
Gerry - Just doing dome reading and the article i read was that the RCC does not believe in the rapture as commonly described as people rising in the air etc. I do not know and it is over to you for a clear answer. No it's not. The Rapture is predicted for the 21st.
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The Rapture seems to have been invented by a British religious figure named John Nelson Darby (1800-1882). He was ordained in the Church of Ireland and worked there to convert Catholics away from their folly. He was extremely pessimistic about what he saw as the state of the world and the state of the Church. He eventually left it, joining a dissident group called the Plymouth Brethren of which he soon became a prominent leader.
About 1830, he began teaching that Jesus’ coming at the end of time would be preceded by a “rapture of the saints.” Some members of his own Brethren community objected that this was not biblically founded, but Darby dismissed any criticism. It had, he claimed, been revealed to him by God.
He would eventually distance himself from this group and travel extensively in the 1860s and 1870s in Europe, the United States, and Canada, where his views were very influential. (Especially important is their appearance in the Scofield Reference Bible, which was printed first in 1909. The 1967 edition is still in print and is very popular in many Protestant fundamentalist circles.)
#14
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011
You guys don't know Jack about the rapture. The saved will go to god on that day. Life's trials will end for them. For the rest of us begins seven years of tribulations, pestilence, and other forms of abuse at the hand of god. At the end of that, the survivors will experience 1000 years of rule by JC where lions will lay down with the lambs and everything will be all peachy nifty keen - no more wars and the East Indians will get to eat all their sacred cows because they will no longer be reincarnations of their grandmothers and Africans will no longer have AIDS because they no longer will be boinking monkeys. Now you have it, so stockpile food and weapons cause you're going to need them.
#15
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by petros
He just keeps on picking dates.Darby was as crazy as Joseph Smith or Mohammad.
Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy
Reference AID’s – It has been proven that this virus originated with Green Monkeys. Proven beyond all doubt.You guys don't know Jack about the rapture. The saved will go to god on that day. Life's trials will end for them. For the rest of us begins seven years of tribulations, pestilence, and other forms of abuse at the hand of god. At the end of that, the survivors will experience 1000 years of rule by JC where lions will lay down with the lambs and everything will be all peachy nifty keen - no more wars and the East Indians will get to eat all their sacred cows because they will no longer be reincarnations of their grandmothers and Africans will no longer have AIDS because they no longer will be boinking monkeys. Now you have it, so stockpile food and weapons cause you're going to need them.
As I have mentioned before the Aids rate can be drastically reduced.
How.
Why don’t Fuk a green monkey – Wait till she ripens. Rather sensible solution now isn’t it.
#16
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Goober
I'm not worried. I've never even seen a Green Monkey.He just keeps on picking dates.
Reference AID’s – It has been proven that this virus originated with Green Monkeys. Proven beyond all doubt.
As I have mentioned before the Aids rate can be drastically reduced.
How.
Why don’t Fuk a green monkey – Wait till she ripens. Rather sensible solution now isn’t it.
#17
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin
These are the same assholes who got it wrong about May right? Now they expect us to believe the next date? Only people crazier than these fruitcakes is the people who actually believe it.--
This is the final final doomsday, so if you have shopping to do better get it done soon.
#18
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy
Well you gotta be in their natural habitat - When they are fully ripened, they fall from the trees, much like manna from heaven.I'm not worried. I've never even seen a Green Monkey.
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#19Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011
There's an easy answer to this.......
Move to Afghanistan......they're 100 years behind times....
Move to Afghanistan......they're 100 years behind times....
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#20Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeper
There is a tribe in the western Amazon that has not seen white men before. They are probably a thousand years behind times. Safer bet I think.There's an easy answer to this.......
Move to Afghanistan......they're 100 years behind times....
#21
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeper
I think you left off a Zero or 2?????There's an easy answer to this.......
Move to Afghanistan......they're 100 years behind times....
#22
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy
Yabut....I don't expect to naturaly live that longThere is a tribe in the western Amazon that has not seen white men before. They are probably a thousand years behind times. Safer bet I think.
#23
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011
Gee, that will interfere with everybody's Christmas and New Year's plans.
#25
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by petros
Hope she sticks around long enough to get her presents.Oct 21 is my wife's birthday.
#26
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011
The day is so special that Christ has decided to shave for this. Oh the
rapture I forgot, what are we supposed to wear for this event? Is it
black tie, or casual
rapture I forgot, what are we supposed to wear for this event? Is it
black tie, or casual
#27
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpy
Sack cloth robe and sandals and act reeeally pious!The day is so special that Christ has decided to shave for this. Oh the
rapture I forgot, what are we supposed to wear for this event? Is it
black tie, or casual
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#28Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 10th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy
Don't worry. We won't be getting raptured.Hope she sticks around long enough to get her presents.
Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpy
The day is so special that Christ has decided to shave for this. Oh the
rapture I forgot, what are we supposed to wear for this event? Is it
black tie, or casual
Republican Jesus
#29
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 11th, 2011
How many years do we have to listen to this crap? How many of these fools think they know it's our final day on earth. I've been hearing that the end is coming ever since I was a child and you know - they are right. It's just happening one body at a time, one minute (or second) or whatever at a time. The earth will end if it ends and even if it's happening, we won't know if we are having an earthquake, a tornado or what hit the fan. First you tell your kids it's a bunch of bunk and then your grandkids after listening to your parents talk about how silly it is. Boring.
#30
Re: October 21 - The End is Near
Oct 11th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by VanIsle
This end of the world nonsense is not limited to Christian fringe groups. I think a lot of people are disenchanted with life as it is and are hoping that god/aliens/asteroids or something will relieve them of their boredom.How many years do we have to listen to this crap? How many of these fools think they know it's our final day on earth. I've been hearing that the end is coming ever since I was a child and you know - they are right. It's just happening one body at a time, one minute (or second) or whatever at a time. The earth will end if it ends and even if it's happening, we won't know if we are having an earthquake, a tornado or what hit the fan. First you tell your kids it's a bunch of bunk and then your grandkids after listening to your parents talk about how silly it is. Boring.
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