Who the hell invented poop scoops?

[iBubble]

Okay poop scoops keep our place clean from dog doop, fair doo's but who invented them?

Surely they could have come up with a spray that you could spray to evapourate it instead of walking miles to find a bin to pop it in meaning you walk around invain stinking of sh*t

I tried the hole bag thing once and litrally chucked at the warmness through the bag so i invested in the poop scoop and i was so dissapointed all prepared to try out my new toy and i felt devastated, no fun at all. Doesn't even make you look posh!

How would you reinvent the poop scoop?
come on with all the technology we have these days someone must have a great idea, "FIGHT THE POWER OF THE POOP SCOOP"

 

[Kreskin]

Something with a long handle and a flame.

 

[Canadian Ninj4]

You could fling it into your neighbours yard if your neighbours are like mine...

 

[Claudius]

"Who the hell invented poop scoops?"

Either a ideological socialist trying to change the world with plastic and guilt or another greedy capitalist who found a new way to make some bucks off sh!t.




(Or and ideological socialist who became a greedy capitalist after making too much money)
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[Champloo]

Okay poop scoops keep our place clean from dog doop, fair doo's but who invented them?

Surely they could have come up with a spray that you could spray to evapourate it instead of walking miles to find a bin to pop it in meaning you walk around invain stinking of sh*t

I tried the hole bag thing once and litrally chucked at the warmness through the bag so i invested in the poop scoop and i was so dissapointed all prepared to try out my new toy and i felt devastated, no fun at all. Doesn't even make you look posh!

How would you reinvent the poop scoop?
come on with all the technology we have these days someone must have a great idea, "FIGHT THE POWER OF THE POOP SCOOP"

The bag one is disgusting. Honestly, its warm and mushy.

 

[#juan]

Hey. There's nothing like the warm feeling of a good handful of fresh dog poop.

I, personally like Kreskin's idea of a long handle and a very hot flame, to be used on those who don't clean up after their pets. :wink: :lol:

 

[Kreskin]

I had a 150lb dog and really needed to bring a bucket. I always tried to time walks after she went #2. That way I didn't have to clean it up until it was sundried.

 

[Dexter Sinister]

... no fun at all.

You want something that'll make picking up a warm pile of doggie doo fun? I think you need to lower your expectations, or not have a dog. The only way a fresh steaming heap of doggie doo could be fun is if it's from somebody else's dog and thus somebody else's problem. Think of it as lawn sausage, or hot turfdogs, and be amused watching somebody else deal with it. No way it can be fun for the person dealing with it.

Unless of course you take the Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor approach ("This thing needs more power!") and carry a military-grade flamethrower on your back. BANG! WHOOSH! and presto, instant dessicated doggie doo dust... Be worth getting a dog just for that.

 

[Twila]

RE: Who the hell invented

They have these wonderful bins for cat poo. Just scoop and place in the recepticle.

A smaller version perhaps? One that can be worn as a purse or back pack? For those with small dogs, it could be made into a wrist band?

 

[joeph]

my friend thinks he invented the idea cause he went around singing "POOPER SCOOPER!!" when he was 5 but they have been around alot longer than 10 years, right?

 

[Graeme]

Okay I've got it. A 3-5 time use (before recharging) hand held incinerator with a shredder or blender type device as well - essentially getting you from wet dog poop to dry fertilizer in under 10 seconds.