US To Invade Canada

[missile]

According to the Weekly World News[as reputable a source as Fox News],next Spring ,George Bush intends to invade us to root out all of our WMD's. Even he isn't loony enough to attack us in the Wintertime :lol: They also report that he has an,"I Love MaryJane" embarrassing tattoo on his arm.

 

[Reverend Blair]

Maybe Bat-Boy will come and liberate us.

 

[GL Schmitt]

. . . next Spring ,George Bush intends to invade us to root out all of our WMD's. . .

The PsycheWar Division of the Canadian Armed Forces are presently seeding the 49th parallel with Mayfly Eggs, as we speak.

 

[missile]

You can always check out the WWN on the Web..it's good for a chuckle or three.