UAE father of 78 eyes new brides for century target

[Reuters]

DUBAI (Reuters) - A one-legged Emirati father of 78 is lining up his next two wives in a bid to reach his target of 100 children by 2015, Emirates Today reported on Monday.

Reuters

 

[Kreskin]

Father of 78? Does he even own a pair socks?

 

[karrie]

Do you suppose he can truly support all those kids? Hear all their concerns? Lend support to their mothers? Would he even know all their full names? Favorite colors? Fears?

*sigh*

 

[hermanntrude]

i wonder how many diapers he ever changed.

 

[karrie]

i wonder how many diapers he ever changed.

Well, by the time his wife is ready to give birth, he's having to divorce her and take on a new wife, just to keep his numbers up. I doubt he does much of the domestic stuff.

 

[Impetus]

So...why the four wife limit?

Muz

 

[karrie]

So...why the four wife limit?

Muz

I would assume it's to attempt to prevent this very type of idiocy.

 

[Kreskin]

I'm slappin' twenty down on him never setting foot in a fertility clinic.