Toronto Dumpster to Sumpter
By
James Bredin
The socialists at City Hall have their agenda,
They want you to read their pompous propaganda,
Send garbage to Michigan down the four o one,
To Sumpter Township because it’s so much fun.
They say an incinerator could cause some smoke,
And the environmentalists might all up and croak,
Can’t see a problem sending garbage to the States,
In big eighteen wheelers and no need for debates.
Trucking stuff a day away gets it out of sight,
And no questions please because they’re always right,
There is this problem about American chagrin,
What’s that sound from City Hall – why it’s a violin.
Can’t send it to Adam’s Mine at Kirkland Lake,
Because the sky might fall on those who partake,
While every other city can find a dump nearby,
And Toronto politicians would never lie.
They’ll make an announcement to their media soon,
Maybe next year on some quiet afternoon,
They’d announce it now but you wouldn’t understand,
Technical stuff but they have it all planned.
They’re going to find a dump when the mayor has the time,
Or the Americans close the border to our grime
Did someone say they should dump it in the Lake?
But somewhere far away from our water intake.
Sunday, October 02, 2005
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