Thor's Pray Take a Look a very cool pray

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Now to ask for support or Aid from Thor, who is the god of Thunder (weather) and of war, all you have to do which is a good pray if you have to go into battle as an Asatru warrior, and one I like to repeat alot is very good. Here it is;

To ask for aid from Thor:

Hail Thor-show thy might,
Let thunder roar and lightning strike!
Hurl thy hammer into the fray,
And let thine enemies know fear this day!
 

JonB2004

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RE: Thor's Pray Take a Lo

Is this prayer supposed to make you feel strong and all-powerful? :?
 

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Re: RE: Thor's Pray Take a Lo

JonB2004 said:
Is this prayer supposed to make you feel strong and all-powerful? :?

It's suppose to build up strength and get rid of fear and allow you to prepare for battle. So if you are in combat you have a force behind you that will help you fight.
 

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It also gives a Viking or Asatru warrior courgage because if you do die in combat after this prayer, you get to go to Valhalla. It is something that a Asatru warrior strongly believes in.

And I was just doing research on my religion and supposedly, 13% of people from my religion are in their own nation's armed forces. Which is a good sign for my religion. :D Because we are mostly a warrior religion.
 

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RE: Thor's Pray Take a Lo

Your religion sound pretty interesting, unlike Christianity.
 

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JonB2004 said:
Your religion sound pretty interesting, unlike Christianity.

Oh yes. It's not a bad religion. Alot of fun too. However, don't tell the fanatical Christians, they tried to wipe it out a few centuries ago but failed miserably.
 

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Oh please Thor use your mighty hammer, to do something usful. I do need some nails on my wall hammered in. That is all for now, oh mighty Thor, thin god of handy men.
 

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Jersay is a confused individual. We Christians converted his so called "people" many, many moons ago.

Besides, he doesn't believe this Valhalla shit any more than I do.....
 

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Finder said:
Oh please Thor use your mighty hammer, to do something usful. I do need some nails on my wall hammered in. That is all for now, oh mighty Thor, thin god of handy men.

Now if you get those nails nailed in Finder, you can say Thor did it for you. :lol:

Jersay is a confused individual. We Christians converted his so called "people" many, many moons ago.

Besides, he doesn't believe this Valhalla shit any more than I do.....

Tell that to the million followers Jay. By the way, I believe in Valhalla, because simply it is a better place to go to than anything Islamic, Jewish or Christian, your just jealous that you don't get big-breasted women and a suckling pig.
 

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LittleRunningGag said:
Why do I get the impression that JonB hates Christianity because its what all the cool kids are doing these days? Jon, you and aeon ruin perfectly good atheism.

Not really. If they don't like Christianity its that simple. And have they except for Jon said they are atheist.
 

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Re: RE: Thor's Pray Take a Look a very cool pray

Jay said:
Jersay is a confused individual. We Christians converted his so called "people" many, many moons ago.

Besides, he doesn't believe this Valhalla shit any more than I do.....

So much like Christians to call other people "so called" people and to call a different religion "shit". Very polite and respectful, indeed. And as for christian methods of conversion - anyone of you christians remembers the inquisition and the crusades? destroying other peoples' national heritage?
This just makes my blood boil....
 

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Re: RE: Thor's Pray Take a Look a very cool pray

Jay said:
Jersay is a confused individual. We Christians converted his so called "people" many, many moons ago.

Besides, he doesn't believe this Valhalla shit any more than I do.....

He's no more confused than you are. When you truly understand why you don't believe in Thor and Valhalla, you might also come to understand why atheists have no belief in any other versions of the same ideas.
 

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LittleRunningGag said:
Why do I get the impression that JonB hates Christianity because its what all the cool kids are doing these days? Jon, you and aeon ruin perfectly good atheism.


LRG, you're going to have to explain that to me. What do you mean I hate Christianity because its what all the cool kids are doing? What the hell is that supposed to mean? And what's this shit about me ruining atheism? What the hell are you trying to say? :?
 

Dexter Sinister

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Gonna have to explain it to me too; doesn't make any sense so far. Nobody I think is cool these days is embracing Christianity, they're going the other way, into skepticism, humanism, and rationality. Including, I'm pleased to report, my own children.

Don't lose any sleep over it JonB, I think they're just yanking your chain a bit 'cause they've got nothing better to do.
 

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What I mean, is that so often on the intarweb I come across these people blatantly, and poorly, attacking Xianity. Its as if is just the new and cool thing to do. Like making fun of peoples' religion is okay because finally there's enough a-holes out there doing it.

Honesly, I don't know what to think about posts like:

Jon said:
Your religion sound pretty interesting, unlike Christianity.

Xianity sucks because its boring? WTF? I've got news for you, there's enough blood and gore in the history of Xianity for it to be interesting enough for anyone, if that's how you decide on a religion.

I'm all for bringing down religion, but lets do it in a way that is respectful. Crush them with rationality, not catchphrases and fart jokes. Be the bigger person. Show how you don't need to live in the shadow, and fear, of religion to be a good person. Convince others that leaving religion and faith out of government is the way to go by showing them what happens when religion and government intermix. Not by ridiculing them for talking to themselves.

It just makes the rest of us look bad.