The pussification of The 2016 Pirelli Calendar

Locutus

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The Pirelli Calendar Goes PC

By Robert on December 1, 2015 7:00 PM | 19 Comments



Five years ago Adam Carolla wrote a book entitled, "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks". While he was spot on with his predictions, he openly admits nowadays that his timeline was about 45 years late.


Case in point is the 2016 Pirelli calendar. For the first time in its 50 year history, the calendar is going PC. Instead of erotic photos of exquisitely beautiful women, they're offering something rather different this time round.


Stemming from the same notion that little boys would play with dolls and little girls would play with trains "if they weren't socially conditioned otherwise", the feminist assertion that heterosexual men will be equally interested to see photos of Fran Lebowitz and Yoko Ono as they would Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge is beyond preposterous. While all thoughtful men applaud the achievements of successful women, why would they shell out money to see photos of these women? After an initial flurry of purchases by feminists trying to prop up sales figures to support their world view, expect this experiment to be an abject failure.


Related: Dennis Prager has some thoughts on the subject of male vs. female sexuality, which has garnered nearly 3 million views:




D-list celebrity, Anna Lore, tried to mock Prager's views, in a video that currently has less than 6,000 views. This from the grand intellectual whose "brilliant" tweets include: "IM ON MY PERIOD AND CRYING BC I MADE GNOCCHI AND THEYRE SO ****ING CUTE I LOVE THEM", "i'm not gonna say 'sad' but i will say 'listening to joni mitchell scrolling through a pinterest page of haircuts', and "I threw a spider in the trash the other day and I feel bad about it."


if you can read, try this (or have a helper read it to you)



but anyway kids, if you can't commit to being a man, at least smell like a man, man.

 

Blackleaf

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People in the non-Western world must think we in the West have completely taken leave of our senses over the last 15 years or so. They must think we've gone completely and utterly stir fry tonto.

By the way, I prefer top-heavy 17 year old females in my calendars, not saggy-titted 82 year old ones like Yoko Ono. This disgusting - which just makes me feel quite ill just picturing it in my mind - calendar will not be pinned up on my kitchen wall over 2016.
 

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I read it. Adam is hillarious. The man show is probably one of my favorite all-time shows. The difference between us is that I know that the man show was not a documentary
 
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davesmom

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Hahahahaha! 'Pussification'! What a great word!
Damned feminists are a blight on society. Things worked better when men were men, women were women and they all chose for themselves what to do, what to think, what to look at and what to smell like.