The People's Cube @ThePeoplesCube The EPA will control how long you will shower
Dear Leader is working hard for the environment and you as your mandatory showers shall have a time limit. Since it is good for the military, it must be good for you. Five minute showers will be appointed to each comrade exempting Dear Leader, Obama family, and the important selected few. Dear Leader is a passionate person and gave you three more minutes then what Green Peace would have commissioned to you.
The government does not stop at the showers. EPA will monitor how much you drink, flush, shave, and use for your own benefit. WARNING!!!! DO NOT TAMPER WITH INSTRUMENTS!!!
http://j.mp/19wu2F3 #TCOT #EPA
