The buttrfly and the flower.

[hawkeye]

once, there was a man who asked God for a flower and a butterfly, but instead......God gave him a cactus and a caterpillar. The man was sad, he didn't undestand why his request was mistaken????. Then , he thought: Oh well, God has too many people to care for ......And decided not to quistion. After some time, the man went to check up on his request that he had left forgetten. To his surprised, from the thorny and ugly cactus....a beautiful flower had grown......And the unsighty caterpillar had been transformed into the most beautiful butterfly.
God always does things right!
God way is always the best way, evan if to us it seems all wrong.
You can be sure that God will always give you what you need at the appropriate time.
WHAT YOU WANT IS NOT ALWAYS WHAT YOU NEED!
TODAY'S THRON.......IS TOMORROW'S FLOWER!

 

[darkbeaver]

God has decided to foil your good news by the evil device called misspelling. Do not loose faith she is testing you. Todays boiled egg is tomorrows fried chicken. I'm just teasing don't shoot.:lol:

 

[L Gilbert]

How'd you like to keep your Christian sermons in the Christianity forum?

 

[L Gilbert]

God has decided to foil your good news by the evil device called misspelling. Do not loose faith she is testing you. Todays boiled egg is tomorrows fried chicken. I'm just teasing don't shoot.:lol:

He misspells? Beaver, people lose things. That means the things they lost would be on the loose.
The word "lose" describes "where did I set my keys down?". "Loose" describes "untighten that bolt a little more".

 

[countryboy]

I'm still lookin' for the word "thron" in the dictionary.

 

[L Gilbert]

I'm still lookin' for the word "thron" in the dictionary.

That one got me, too. Maybe it was just a slip of the "tounge". lol

 

[countryboy]

That one got me, too. Maybe it was just a slip of the "tounge". lol

Or maybe misstake on teh keebord. I don't think it was a misspernownseeashun lyke thoz funetic wuns, beekuz "thron" duzunt sownd like "thrown" to me! It must bee wun of thoze missteereeuss biblickul turms.

Like "buttRfly."

 

[Johnnny]

whats a buttrfly?

 

[L Gilbert]

Butts fly? Good "quistion". I don't "undestand". Maybe someone has "forgetten" a letter "to his surprised". It is definitely an "unsighty" word "evan" then.

 

[countryboy]

whats a buttrfly?

Buttrfly: "butt" = slang term for a person's hind end.
"r" = Newfoundland pronounciation of "her"
"fly" = a bug

So, my best shot at it is this: A term that describes an agitated female, as in, "She's got a bug up her *ss."

Which would then mean that the thread is about angry females and flowers. Make sense?

 

[darkbeaver]

He misspells? Beaver, people lose things. That means the things they lost would be on the loose.
The word "lose" describes "where did I set my keys down?". "Loose" describes "untighten that bolt a little more".

Thanks Les, I don't know what I'd do without your help man. Should I send the cheque
to the same address as usual?

 

[L Gilbert]

Thanks Les, I don't know what I'd do without your help man. Should I send the cheque
to the same address as usual?

It's a freebie. St. Valentine's Day and all that, you know (not that you should read anything into that, because I'm just a generous dood).

 

[L Gilbert]

Buttrfly: "butt" = slang term for a person's hind end.
"r" = Newfoundland pronounciation of "her"
"fly" = a bug

So, my best shot at it is this: A term that describes an agitated female, as in, "She's got a bug up her *ss."

Which would then mean that the thread is about angry females and flowers. Make sense?

Cloose enuff fer me.

 

[darkbeaver]

It's a freebie. St. Valentine's Day and all that, you know (not that you should read anything into that, because I'm just a generous dood).

Happy V day to you too.