No, you're not close. Like wanting to be 'neutral' as a country as indicated in recent threads which is code for sitting on the sidelines and letting the USA do heavy lifting for you. Like having an artificial low defense budget because you're protected by the US security umbrella and pretend like you aren't hiding behind the US. Like sniping American society for the ill of the day while your citizens eat one another. Like sniping American education while you cannot name a single world renown Canadian University. Like congratulating yourself for a 'famous' Canadian sports figure who couldn't make the minor leagues in the US. Like complaining about all things USA but God forbid we shut down some of our manufacturing facilities in Canada. Like your constant giggles over US crime while Canadian crime is rapidly catching up despite your frantic attempt to clean up Vancouver prior to the winter Olympics, similar to the Chinese model of relocating their undesirables. Like your obsession with racism in the US despite the fact that the president is black, hundreds of mayors, many governors, congressmen while you're minorities in a land that is largely white, receive a poor education and are unshaven allow almost no minority representation in government. Like throwing your **** balls at the US will cancel out the fact that the US is responsible for most of the technological progress in the past 50 years while Canada's contributions can be listed on an Internet forum thread.
Stuff like that.