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Tecumsehsbones

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None o' thet thar fake news! This here's Trump approved!

The situation for human beings on Mars is dire, and not just because the red planet's atmosphere is mostly carbon dioxide and the average temperature is -81 degrees.
There's also the issue of the child-trafficking ring operating in secret on the planet 33.9 million miles from earth, according to a guest on the Alex Jones Show.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”
NASA did not immediately respond to requests for comment.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../in-the-news&tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.ece6205be509


You know it's true cuz NASA didn't respond and cuz it was on Alex Jones!



Better send some brain-damaged yokel to Mars with a semi-auto to investigate!
 

Bar Sinister

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It's a good thing the Dumpster relies so strongly on Jones for advice, otherwise that slave ring could pop up on Earth.