One liners

Twila

Nanah Potato
Mar 26, 2003
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Drink your beer… There are starving drunks in Ethiopia

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you flash me

Constipated people don’t give a crap

Pavlov: Name ring a bell?

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake

Who is Oscar Mayer and why does everyone want to be his weiner?