Nursery schools rewrite "offensive" nursery rhymes

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The Times March 07, 2006


Why black sheep are barred and Humpty can't be cracked
By Alexandra Blair, Education Correspondent



TRADITIONAL nursery rhymes are being rewritten at nursery schools to avoid causing offence to children.

Instead of singing “Baa baa, black sheep” as generations of children have learnt to do, toddlers in Oxfordshire are being taught to sing “Baa baa, rainbow sheep”.

The move, which critics will seize on as an example of political correctness, was made after the nurseries decided to re-evaluate their approach to equal opportunities.

Stuart Chamberlain, manager of the Family Centre in Abingdon and the Sure Start centre in Sutton Courtenay, Oxfordshire, told the local Courier Journal newspaper: “We have taken the equal opportunities approach to everything we do.

“This is fairly standard across nurseries. We are following stringent equal opportunities rules. No one should feel pointed out because of their race, gender or anything else.”

In keeping with the new approach, teachers at the nurseries have reportedly also changed the ending of Humpty Dumpty so as not to upset the children and dropped the seven dwarfs from the title of Snow White.

A spokesman for Ofsted, the watchdog which inspects Sure Start centres, confirmed that centres are expected to “have regard to anti-discrimination good practice” and that staff should “actively promote equality of opportunity”.

Gervase Duffield, a Conservative district councillor representing Sutton Courtenay and Appleford, denounced the ban as ridiculous.

“It’s the sort of thing that people continually do nowadays — it’s become something of a curse,” he said. “Why do people waste time and money doing this sort of thing when there are far more important things to think about when it comes to educating our children?”

A mother whose daughter attends the Sure Start nursery at the Family Centre in Abingdon, who did not want to be named, said parents had been astonished by the change.

“Baa Baa, Black Sheep has been one of the most well-known nursery rhymes for generations. For people to come along and fiddle with it is ridiculous. What on earth is a rainbow sheep anyway?

“I’ve spoken to other parents about it and none of us has ever heard of anyone getting offended by the words ‘black sheep’.”

This is not the first time, however, that the nursery rhyme — written in 1744 satirising the taxes imposed on wool exports — has fallen foul of political correctness. In 2000 Birmingham City Council tried to ban the rhyme, after claiming that it was racist and portrayed negative stereotypes. The council rescinded the ban after black parents said it was ludicrous.

Last year, a nursery school in Aberdeen caused uproar, when teachers changed the lyrics to “Baa baa, happy sheep”.

Margaret Morrissey, of the National Confederation of Parent Teachers Association, said: “It’s really sad. Children for generations have loved and enjoyed nursery rhymes and it’s very sad if adult political correctness doesn’t allow them to grow up in an unbiased world.”

A DfES spokesperson said: “We don’t support this approach to the teaching of traditional nursery rhymes, but any such decision would be taken locally.”

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Haggis McBagpipe

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Oh god.

Then again, I'm not surprised. I remember back in the 80's, the schools banned an elementary school book about a boy's adventures living by the sea.

Why was the book banned from schools?

The people who decide such things declared, in their blind-in-one-eye-and-can't-see-out-the-other wisdom that it could make children who DON'T live by the sea feel badly.
 

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It's a brave new world.......run by pants wetters and farters.
 

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And another interesting example where both the left and right are culpable. The right would ban books for being controversial in nature or sexual, the left would ban books for not being politically correct.
 

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Poli-Cor gone absolutely awry! WTF is wrong with people?

In 2000 Birmingham City Council tried to ban the rhyme, after claiming that it was racist and portrayed negative stereotypes. The council rescinded the ban after black parents said it was ludicrous.

Quote kinda says it all, dunnit?
 

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Maybe we should just set up an all black commitee to review all this stuff.....I mean it only makes sense. :roll:
 

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Jay said:
Maybe we should just set up an all black commitee to review all this stuff.....I mean it only makes sense. :roll:

Excellent idea :roll: but where is your true sense of Poli-Cor, Jay? I mean, really now! We definately need to take into account the homosexual community since the rainbow is thier adopted symbol, not to mention the Scots since they have long been the butt of sheep jokes (pardon the pun). :lol:
 

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Blackleaf.....er....what are they putting in the....

(1) Ale

or

(2) Tea over there?

The've gone PC bonkers!
 

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I am quite possibly this site's Minister of Political Correct-ness, and even I think this is a bit much! ;)
 

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Ahhhh, my little book burner.....surley you are coming to your senses to see this is wrong.
 

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Argh! Down with PC bull%#@%!!!! This is so ridiculous! Haven't we gone overboard enough as a society? Can't we see the forest from the trees? Crap!!!
 

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Hickory dickory dock,
PC thought is such a crock.
the worlds no fun,
our society's done,
I am going to punch a hippy to death.


Poetry's not my forte', sorry.
 

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Rainbow sheep OMG don't they know the rainbow is the symbol for being Gay, my good god they are really messing that one up!!!!!
 

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Wednesday's Child said:
Blackleaf.....er....what are they putting in the....

(1) Ale

or

(2) Tea over there?

The've gone PC bonkers!

We can blame America, originator of Political Correctness, for that.
 

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Political corectness will be the downfall of western society. (I can still call it western society, right guys?)
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Yes, political correctness goes too far (as most things are wont to do these days, it seems).

Isn't political correctness, though, really just a matter of society taking care to be considerate of others, albeit sometimes in a terribly inept way?

Were we to rid ourselves of PC, would we not still commonly hear the term 'niggers'? Or 'spicks'? Would we not still have school books portraying only white children? Just three examples of many changes come about through an earlier version of PC. It never used to be called PC, but it was the same thing, and it brought about good changes.

I am no fan of PC run amok, but can we disregard the valid roots of it?

The biggest issue I have with PC is that it tends to be committee-driven now. The older version of PC brought about change through a slower public awareness - sometimes too slow, though. Once commitees got ahold of it, things went, as the president in Dr. Strangelove said, 'just a little bit crazy in the head'.
 

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The Gunslinger said:
Political corectness will be the downfall of western society. (I can still call it western society, right guys?)

Oh no you can't...were infidels now, so thats infidel society.
 

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Newspeak

This is our new Orwellian language as designed by the PC brigade's Thought Police. It is much the same as from the novel 1984 as the denizens of Oceania were not allowed to tell the truth either! Their party slogans - WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH were just as much gobbledygook as some of the stuff our PC friends dream up! (Click here for a list of banned words and their PC alternatives)

Local Authorities waste our money sending employees on courses so that they can learn newspeak and also new behaviour - (Newact?). This strange behaviour now seems to filter down into other organisations. The English National Opera company recently sent to all its staff a 'Re-education Document'. The use of all affectionate terms like 'Dear' and 'Dearie' and 'Duckie' and 'Lovey' and especially 'Darling' are deemed to be sexually harassing and are to be banned. The ENO management say they are doing this to conform to Government guidelines on sex discrimination at work.

The word 'black' seems doomed to erasure. Black coffee becomes 'coffee without milk'. Teachers don't write on a blackboard anymore they write on a chalkboard! What is wrong with the word black? It is a colour.

Now Judges and Magistrates will have to learn newspeak as well. The instructions for this are included an new expanded version of the Equal Treatment Bench Book published by the very PC 'Judicial Studies Board'. The board is headed by a good friend of Tony & Cherie Blair, Lord Justice Keen and also has as a member Judge Hodge, husband of Margaret Hodge the Children's Minister!

According to the Daily Mail, the handbook also contains subtle skewed PC advice such as that 'gay sex below the age of consent is acceptable' (isn't that illegal?), that '1 in 10 of the population is homosexual' and that 'there is no evidence that people can be seduced into homosexuality'. Critics say there is no worthwhile research on these subjects and the authors should be exposed for the charlatans they are.

THE A-Z OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

Asian Should not be used as it is a 'term of convenience'
Asylum Seeker 'Almost pejorative'
British Use only to include 'all in our multi-ethnic, multi-cultural society'
Businessman 'Implies an evaluation of the sexes'
Coloured 'Offensive'
Common Sense 'Becomes problematic when there are parties from differing cultural backgrounds with their differing views of the world'
Epileptic Use 'person with epilepsy'
Ethnics Patronising, use 'minority ethnic' but not 'minority ethnics'
Evening The notion of time can be relative. Evening can mean something completely different to a Scottish person and a Spanish person
Girl See Businessman (but can be used for a child)
Half-caste Offensive, use 'mixed parentage' but not 'mixed race'
Handicapped 'Insulting'
He, She, Him, Her Judges should use 'gender neutral language' such as 'they' or 'them' instead
Immigrants 'Highly inaccurate given the time the majority have been settled here in the UK. The term is exclusionary and liable to offend.'
Man and wife See Businessman
Mental Handicap Use 'learning disabilities or difficulties '
Mental Illness Judges should say 'mental health problems' instead.
Mixed race 'Slightly pejorative to the extent that it focuses on the racial identity of the parents
Mr, Mrs, Ms 'Given the history of marriage in the subordination of women it should come as no surprise that many women find it offensive to be referred to by reference to their marital status or their husband's name.'
Normal To be avoided as a comparison with disabled people
People of colour 'Popular in the USA, implies inferior status'
Sleeping policemen 'The 1989 Bar vocational evidence exam question with reference to sleeping policemen was failed by the vast majority of non-ethic English students'
Suffer from an illness People must simply 'have' an illness
The blind Use 'blind people' or 'people who are blind'. Similar rules apply to deaf people, who may also be 'deaf without speech'
Visible minorities 'Problematic' because it implies invisible minorities.
West Indian 'Colonial overtones'
Wheelchair bound Use 'wheelchair user'

I have had to eat my words! I said above that the word 'black' seemed doomed to erasure. But according to this book its associations are now 'positive as a result of the political civil liberties movements in the 1960's and 1970's.' I'm glad that its reprieve has come through!!

What a false, sterile and humourless society these PC idiots want to live in - reminiscent of the Soviet Union during the last century.

http://www.politicallyincorrect.me.uk/