But ehm Canada is a bit far away, that's sad ...
that's okay ricky, we are going to start a fund to bring you over for a visit. i know - every coffee that pea has at starbucks she will pitch in 10 cents. for every lunch i eat out (which is every day) i will put in 25 cents. i am sure that cosmo and bevvy and everyone else can also pitch in. the way i figure it, in about 2.3 years we will have enough money to bring you over......but not enough to send you back!!!
hey - how about coming over on a freighter? that's really cheap, i might know someone who could arrange for your passage, as long as you don't mind making a few stops before you reach halifax.....or maybe they would come up to vancouver. that way you wouldn't have to hitchhike across canada to reach us. that could take awhile.
how about sailing? do you know how to sail? if not, take some lessons and build a boat. my dad did 8O ..... he sailed everywhere. come to think of it, we might have an inflatible boat we could send you.....ouch, this is getting rough.