Many Americans are Simply Dumber Than Bush

[I think not]

Now reasonably speaking, how can that be true?

If you were to rate brains on a scale of zero to ten, with zero being 'empty', and you then give Bush the benefit of the doubt by rating him a low zero (as opposed to the only lower possibility: brain dead), it is clearly impossible to have less intelligence than Bush unless you're dead.

Now, assuming the research is, in fact, true, and since we know all those Americans aren't dead, we can only surmise that they are, in fact, zombies, in which case a made-for-tv movie should be made about it.

Well Haggis, consdering Bush is a Yale and Harvard graduate, I guess that would make half of us...what?.....Columbia University graduates? Pace? NYU? Sounds like a compliment to me , I graduated from CUNY, Queens College.