Manda why do my shoes do this?

[GreenGreta]

Ok, this is for Manda I think. :lol:

Sometimes, Manda, totally sober, I am walking around. Sometimes, I am at work, and sometimes I am at home. Sometimes, I am wearing sandals, sometimes I am wearing these chunky heels things I have. Ok, are you with me so far?

Why, Manda, do I suddenly, for no reason that I can see (no grapes on the floor, banana peels, water, NOTHING) do I go sliding and flying across the room, hallway, kitchen counter, ceiling? Sometimes I almost fall on my ass, sometimes I can flail wildly and collect my balance. However, this is very unfun for me, also can be extremely embarrassing.

Please help....

 

[Reverend Blair]

RE: Manda why do my shoes

It sounds to me like you may be possessed, Greta.

 

[peapod]

Come to think of it, I did see ocean over at the "house" doing something with a doll made out of bat dung 8O The blood curdling chuckle was scary 8O Now that greta brings this up, the doll did seem to resemble her 8O 8O perhaps yur slipping and sliding might have something to do with a certain breeze around here 8O 8O

 

[MMMike]

The neocons did it. :evil4:

 

[peapod]

Are you saying that the neocons were trying to look under greta mini mini mike 8O figures....perverts hiding under the guise of religion 8O 8O 8O

Bwhahahahhahaaha

 

[GL Schmitt]

Did you do all of your falling in the sandals, in the chunky heels, or in both?

I had a pair of hard, thick soles which I nicknamed my "falling shoes."

When the bottom of the sole turned on a stone, or an edge of the curb, it twisted my ankle. It was somewhat like being balanced on skates, when you weren't expecting it.

Finally, I threw them away, and haven't fallen since.

:roll:


KNOCK! KNOCK!

 

[GreenGreta]

both the shoes and the sandels. But I have not yet fallen, just the sliding for now.

 

[manda]

Check for dog turd remenants stuck in the creases of the shoes...It can throw just about anyone off balance.

Have you purchased theses shoes from one named Dorothy...who happens to have a dog named toto? The shoes may be trying to go home 8O

And of course, a voodoo doll isn't out of the question either...Ocean??????

The shoes may also be possessed and trying to pull you into their vortex, Whatever you do, don't go behind the dryer....the socks will aid the shoes!!!!!!! 8O 8O 8O 8O

Then again, you may just be sloshed..or so sloshed that you think that you're sober

Shoes are sneaky little things

 

[peapod]

I put my money on sloshed :lol: :lol:

 

[GreenGreta]

I just returned from taking my shoes to a far away field. I left them to fend for themselves.

If my shoes knock on the door tonite, I am running screaming to Ocean's house. It could only be Ocean's fault.

 

[manda]

Re: RE: Manda why do my shoes do this?

I just returned from taking my shoes to a far away field. I left them to fend for themselves.

If my shoes knock on the door tonite, I am running screaming to Ocean's house. It could only be Ocean's fault.

It would have to be...she's a sneaky one don't answer the door, the shoes mayfind recruits!!! 8O

 

[GreenGreta]

I hear ya knockin, but you can't come in. (Weird, I actually heard the song today)

 

[manda]

LOCK THE WINDOWS...and put down the shrooms!

 

[GreenGreta]

K I'm on the 3rd floor, I should think they can't get to the windows. Sadly, I didn't pick up the shrooms, were they in the field? Did I miss em?

 

[manda]

I think you must of sucked some up when crouching in the tall grass, hiding from the shoes.

don't think that they can get to the third floor? Just you wait....sleep with a light on tonight!!!!!!

 

[Andygal]

RE: Manda why do my shoes

never underestimate the power of shoooooeeesss. They are going to get to you and they are going to gnaw your ears off.

 

[manda]

In my experience, they seem to be out to get the toes and heels more....blisters and pinching and such, thong sandals love to knaw between toes though

 

[Twila]

RE: Manda why do my shoes

I have an issue with shoes also. Mine is different in that I don't fly across the room in them. Rather mine cause me to trip over the carpet. Or bare floor. I thought it may have been the dust bunnies ganging up on me. but I now suspect it might be the shoes.......

I once also tripped on the wall. Mind you it was the corner of the wall. It was disturbing. And hard to explain to my boss who happened to witness it. What I do know is it's not me. Really.

 

[manda]

Ahh, but the dust bunnies have been known to work with the shoes and socks...beware!

as for the wall thing...many possiblilities, but you may want to ensure that Ocean doesn't have a voodoo doll of you as well! :wink:

 

[Twila]

RE: Manda why do my shoes

but the dust bunnies have been known to work with the shoes and socks

I'd heard they'd formed a union.....I thought it was just more conspiracy talk!!! Drat!!!