Man cuts off his own penis in busy restaurant

[#juan]

Just a few words: Would this topic be in any way related to the phrase; "running off half c-cked"?

 

[El Barto]

Ironically ZIZZY is a french slang for penis........lol
that one was way over your head if you don't speak french....lol

 

[eh1eh]

Ironically ZIZZY is a french slang for penis........lol
that one was way over your head if you don't speak french....lol

Way over your head, you're bragging.:smile:

 

[El Barto]

Way over your head, you're bragging.:smile:

You mean , that was below the belt.....

 

[eh1eh]

You mean , that was below the belt.....

That's where the zizzi started.

 

[El Barto]

That's where the zizzi started.

Talk about eating out....lol

 

[eh1eh]

Talk about eating out....lol

Your last take out. "Would you like a doggy bag sir" , "No thanks I'm already a member"



;-)

 

[eh1eh]

"Would you like to take that home sir" , "Please, could you box it up for me"

 

[El Barto]

Rotfl

 

[dirtylinder]

Mental illness does the strangest things!

He woke up the next morning mad, wondering how the Hell it grew back so fast.."Hey, I just cut that off, now, I gotta cut it off again", perhaps he'll do it at Wendys hot and juicy next..

 

[Kreskin]

This explains the weird half-dream I had the other night. Earlier this week I was snoozing on the couch with the tv on. There must've been a news story on this that got me dreaming about it. Half asleep the weird thought of snipping got into my head. I woke up in a cold sweat. I thought to myself I'd better check in with a shrink if I'm actually finding myself thinking about this.

Glad to know my rabbit ears got tangled with my REM's.