Jeffrey talks to imaginary dog, and kills

Kreskin

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Atlanta man talks to imaginary dog in court over murder of 2 Georgia teens behind store | Daily Mail Online
 

Danbones

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talkin to Dog
just another dyslexic evangelical
what the day makes live the night makes evil...
 

Murphy

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But Muslims talk to dogs. It's one of the funny, voodoo things they learn at the madrasa. By extension, the Son of Sam killer must have been Muslim! Or he may have been Lutheran. This is undeniable proof that Lutherans talk to dogs. They could be in cahoots with the Muzzies!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT59BZZYovA
 

Danbones

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well if Christians talk to god...
Muslims are their opposite
so it only follows...

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maybe this whole invasion thing is like past tense...?
kibble is halal right?
 

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We need to change the law. Before a person stands trial for a crime, he must first stand trial to determine his religion. Come to think of it, the conclusion of that trial would answer the question of his guilt or innocence of the crime too.
 

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Makes perfect sense to me.

I stopped owning dogs after I found out that all the big companies were making halal kibbles. I didn't want to wake up one night with my Schnauzer holding a knife to my throat
 

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We need to change the law. Before a person stands trial for a crime, he must first stand trial to determine his religion. Come to think of it, the conclusion of that trial would answer the question of his guilt or innocence of the crime too.
...and even before that, we need to know if the perp meant to commit a crime
if they just accidentally stole all the money by accident, there is no reason to charge them

nice thing about dogs is they will stay loyal to you as long as they know there is a thumb print lock on the dog food box
 

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Those sneaky little... Last I'd read the Koran, a Muslim couldn't eat dog. They corrupted their book!
 

Danbones

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Can't eat dog eh?
thats another indication on who wrote that book

like Voltaire said
you know who your masters are - they are the ones you are not allowed to eat