I'm sure Breitbart will hire her

[Machjo]

Blaming the audience. The classic tactic of the limp-dick wannabe comedian.

Why would my d!ck be otherwise while chatting with the likes of you!

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Why would my d!ck be otherwise while chatting with the likes of you!

I figure your mom cooked the porkchop so now the dog won't play with you.

 

[Machjo]

I figure your mom cooked the porkchop so now the dog won't play with you.

I don't have a dog and the ox is eating in the barn.

 

[Curious Cdn]

I don't have a dog and the ox is eating in the barn.

Bullox!