Hey there Jay!

[I think not]

Lies! Who wants a three way? (Phone call)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kinky.

And with a phone, no less.

REALLY kinky.
8O

Variety is the spice of life

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

I tried phone sex once. Didn't much like it. It just lay there.

 

[Dexter Sinister]

Yeah, I really hate it when your partner doesn't participate, just lies there like a phone and expects you to do everything...

 

[I think not]

Monarchy-Free Canada

The royal family should do the world a favour and spontaneously self combust.

 

[I think not]

Come on Jay, you're running about 230 years behind schedule

 

[I think not]

Bump

 

[Jay]

Commoner Americans....what are we to do with you?

 

[I think not]

I dunno, you have one neighbor, you will just have to deal with us

 

[I think not]

I didn't make it on your list? I guess I will have to step it up a bit....

1. Jay calling me at midnight while I'm sleeping

2. Jay calling me at 2:00am while I'm "busy"

3. Jay calling me at 4:00am when he's drunk

4. Jay calling me at 7:00pm while I'm having dinner

5. Jay calling me

 

[Jay]

In my defence....the truth is....I don't even know how to use the phone!

 

[I think not]

When the heat of summer passes, when the leaves wax red and gold,
When abating daylight hours turn the night air crisp and cold,
This is just the time for camping for a tough and hardy few,
Those who pack their kit and campers, and their rods and rifles too.

I'm still waiting for that camping trip

 

[Jay]

Help!


Maybe in the fall I will let you come up for our annual (not anal…annual) hunting trip...I'll even let you pay for the cottage!!