Europe unites in hatred of the French

Blackleaf

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I found this about France in today's Telegraph newspaper -


Europe unites in hatred of French

By Henry Samuel in Paris
(Filed: 17/05/2005

Telegraph
London

Language, history, cooking and support for rival football teams still divide Europe. But when everything else fails, one glue binds the continent together: hatred of the French.

Typically, the French refuse to accept what arrogant, overbearing monsters they are.

But now after the publication of a survey of their neighbours' opinions of them at least they no longer have any excuse for not knowing how unpopular they are.

Why the French are the worst company on the planet, a wry take on France by two of its citizens, dredges up all the usual evidence against them. They are crazy drivers, strangers to customer service, obsessed by sex and food and devoid of a sense of humour.

But it doesn't stop there, boasting a breakdown, nation by nation, of what in the French irritates them.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, Britons described them as "chauvinists, stubborn, nannied and humourless". However, the French may be more shocked by the views of other nations.

For the Germans, the French are "pretentious, offhand and frivolous". The Dutch describe them as "agitated, talkative and shallow." The Spanish see them as "cold, distant, vain and impolite" and the Portuguese as "preaching". In Italy they comes across as "snobs, arrogant, flesh-loving, righteous and self-obsessed" and the Greeks find them "not very with it, egocentric bons vivants".

Interestingly, the Swedes consider them "disobedient, immoral, disorganised, neo-colonialist and dirty".

But the knockout punch to French pride came in the way the poll was conducted. People were not asked what they hated in the French, just what they thought of them.

"Interviewees were simply asked an open question - what five adjectives sum up the French," said Olivier Clodong, one of the study's two authors and a professor of social and political communication at the Ecole Superieur de Commerce, in Paris. "The answers were overwhelmingly negative."

According to Mr Clodong, the old adage that France is wonderful, it's just the French who are the problem, is shared across Europe.

"We are admired for our trains, the Airbus and Michelin tyres. But the buck stops there," he said.

Another section of the study deals with how the French see the rest of Europe.

"Believe it or not, the English and the French use almost exactly the same adjectives to describe each other - bar the word 'insular'," Mr Coldong said. "So the feelings are mutual."

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From The Mirror -

17 May 2005
EVERYONE IN EUROPE DISLIKES THE FRENCH
By Ian Sparks
THE French are rude, unhygienic and humourless according to a survey...by the FRENCH.

The unflattering poll confirms the deep-rooted prejudices against them across the rest of Europe.

The Germans see them as pretentious and frivolous, while the Dutch find them unreliable and too talkative.

The Spanish say they are unfriendly, vain and rude and the Swedes reckon they are immoral, disorganised and dirty.


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And the insults continue - with the Portuguese branding them conceited and the Italians finding them arrogant and inward-looking.


Not quite as bad as the Greeks who say they are "stupid, egocentric bigmouths". The British view is that President Jacques Chirac's people are stubborn, chauvinistic and lack humour.


The devastating study was conducted by French journalist Jose-Manuel Lamarque and Paris-based sociology professor Olivier Clodong. They wanted to see if the damning findings of a similar poll two years ago were still true - and they are.


Lamarque said: "If anything, it's worse. Perhaps we should wake up to what people think about us."


The survey also found the French think the British are snobbish, impolite...and hate the French.

mirror.co.uk
 

Jay

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"The Germans see them as pretentious and frivolous, while the Dutch find them unreliable and too talkative."

I always thought it was English people who talked too much. (a lot of the ones I know do)


"The British view is that President Jacques Chirac's people are stubborn, chauvinistic and lack humour."

I wonder if maybe the English think the French haven't any humour, because the English idea of humour is farting...
 

Frappuccino Dibs

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Have you ever heard Weird Al Yancovic's song 'Genius in France' ?

If not, here are the lyrics - very funny! :lol:


Genius in France

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka

I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they [think] I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe [down] in St. Tropez

It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"

Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)

That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there

I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that [je ne sais quoi] (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that [je ne sais] ...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo

Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow

[snort]

I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles DeGaulle

Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue

Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back [home] where they can stick it

'Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! [Toute] Suite!

Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower

A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention

But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France

Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup
 

Gonzo

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I'd take a French women over an English one any day!
Europeans hate each other. If they did a poll like that on the Germans or the British it would be negative too. It's the same in Canada. Go to Alberta and ask them what they think of Quebec, or what Quebecers think of Albertans. People just cant tollerate each other.
 

Frappuccino Dibs

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Not sure thats entirely true. I can't think of too many English people that have any issues with the Spanish, Dutch, Swiss etc. etc.

The French deffinately get the lions share of bad feeling from the rest of Europe rightly or wrongly.
 

Jay

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Gonzo said:
I'd take a French women over an English one any day!

Something about the "Great Book of British Smiles"....
 

Hard-Luck Henry

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Re: RE: Europe unites in hatred of the French

Jay said:
I always thought it was English people who talked too much.

8O Blimey, Jay. A post of 8 replies (9 now) and three of them are yours. Three words; Pot, kettle, black. :wink:
 

Jay

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Oh...and I forgot. You have to be nice to us Canadians Henry...we have your Queen.
 

Jay

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I think the animosity is a little older than that, but this doesn't help I'm sure.
 

Jay

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Yes, after the Norman invasions....it wasn't the vernacular though...just in the courts and such.

This is why words like “education and administration” are spelled the way they are. Its French.
 

I think not

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RE: Europe unites in hatr

I really don't know what the fuss is about, I've been to France a few times and always found nice people to interact with. Stereotypes really. Most of them polled may not have ever been to France. funny how this poll came out just before the French vote on the EU Constitution. Hmmmm.
 

Jay

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Nobody in Europe likes anyone else...it's just the way it is.