Democrats

[ironsides]

JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT



A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a
restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican
looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican
requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian,
with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked
the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat
on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there
honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across
the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig
out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched
him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up
and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips
out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat,
just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't
touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

 

[YukonJack]

There were three friends, one Republican who was deaf, another Republican who was blind and a Democrat who was confined to a wheel chair.

They heard about this healing holy spring in Lourdes, where - it was said - your
afflictions will be healed if only you belive in God.

They decided to go there, pray and place their faith in God and the healing power of the spring.

First the deaf Republican immerses in the water, and when he rises - wonder of wonders - he can hear everything around him.

Next, the Blind Republican dunks his head in the water and when he wipes his face cries in wonderment: "Blessed be, I can see!!"

The paralyzed Democrat wheels his wheel chair in the water, and when he comes out, lo and behold, his wheel chair has brand new tires.