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harrylee

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If you know anything about RVs, you know #10 is BS....There is no outside access to the waste tank, just the drain
 

Blackleaf

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They're only Darwin Awards if someone dies through their own stupidity.
 

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Star feared being caught by wife in three-way sex; dies in fall
MC Kevin, 23, was enjoying a threesome with a model and his close friend in a Rio De Janeiro hotel

Author of the article:Brad Hunter
Publishing date:May 19, 2021 • 3 hours ago • 2 minute read • 18 Comments
Party girl Bianca Domingues told cops she had three-way sex with MC Kevin before he fell to his death.
Party girl Bianca Domingues told cops she had three-way sex with MC Kevin before he fell to his death. PHOTO BY BIANCA DOMINGUES /INSTAGRAM
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A newlywed Brazilian singer plunged to his death from a hotel balcony when he became paranoid his wife was going to catch him having three-way sex.

According to Extra Globo, superstar MC Kevin, 23, was enjoying a threesome with model Bianca Domingues, 26, and his close friend, Victor Fontenelle at the Brisa Barra Hotel in Rio De Janeiro.


Domingues told the newspaper that she met the two men outside the hotel and was invited upstairs for sex on Sunday night.

She said the singer was terrified his criminal lawyer wife Deolane Bezerra, 33, was about to show up and would catch him cheating.

MC Kevin and Bezerra had been married just three weeks.

MC Kevin feared his wife, Deolane Bezerra, was about to break up his threesome.
MC Kevin feared his wife, Deolane Bezerra, was about to break up his threesome. PHOTO BY MC KEVIN /INSTAGRAM
Cops say that when a friend knocked on the hotel door Sunday, the pop star freaked out and slipped out to the balcony.

MC Kevin then tried to jump onto balcony of the room below but lost his footing and fell to his death, landing on the concrete beside the pool.

The person on the other side of the door was not his wife but a friend.

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Party girl Bianca Domingues told cops she had three-way sex with MC Kevin before he fell to his death.
Party girl Bianca Domingues told cops she had three-way sex with MC Kevin before he fell to his death. PHOTO BY BIANCA DOMINGUES /INSTAGRAM
Domingues told cops she had sex with the two men minutes before the tragedy.

His wife was apparently in a suite eight floors up and had been looking around for her husband who was ignoring her calls and text messages.

Brazilian tabloid Metropoles reported that Domingues worked as an escort and posed nude for magazine.


“[MC Kevin] believed that his wife was at the bedroom door, he was scared and tried to leave,” she reportedly told police.

Bezerra paid homage to her dead husband: “You left and took a piece of me, you were always so incredible … I waited 33 years to be happy and you abandon me? It is not fair you will leave like this! It is not! It is not! My love.”

According to the Daily Mail, MC Kevin’s songs were a genre called funk paulista, featuring lyrics focused on cars, motorbikes, booze, sex and achieving life goals.

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Florida woman dead from suspected gator attack outside restaurant
29-year-old reportedly often swam in the Valrico pond

Author of the article:Denette Wilford
Publishing date:Jul 07, 2021 • 1 day ago • 1 minute read • Join the conversation
An American alligator in the Florida Everglades.
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A Florida woman found with “injuries consistent with an alligator attack” has died.

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The 29-year-old woman reportedly often swam in the pond across from the Landings Bar & Grill restaurant, in Valrico, Fla., about 35 kilometres east of Tampa.


Deputies of the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office were called on Sunday around 8:45 p.m. to the Valrico retention pond, where the body of the woman was seen in the water.

The underwater team that recovered the woman said alligators were known to frequent the pond.

The woman “did appear to suffer injuries consistent with an alligator attack,” though the investigation is ongoing pending more information from the medical examiner’s office. Her name has not been released.

“What a tragic ending to the 4th of July holiday for this woman’s family and friends,” Sheriff Chad Chronister said in a statement. “I want to thank our local partners for their cooperation with this investigation as we work to learn what led up to her death.”


The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is assisting with the investigation, and alligator trappers were also on scene.

“You’re at breeding season and basically the females are laying eggs and nesting,” trapper Chad Matthews told WFLA. “It could definitely be a bad situation for someone in the water.”

The woman often swam in the pond, said family members, who added that they are “in grief” over her death.
 
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Lightning kills 18 people taking selfies at watchtower in India
Author of the article:postmedia News
Publishing date:Jul 12, 2021 • 9 hours ago • 1 minute read • Join the conversation
A lightning strike captured in Jaipur on Sunday was one of many to kill dozens of Indians.
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Lightning killed 18 people as they were taking selfies of a storm near a watchtower in Jaipur, India, on Sunday.

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BBC reported there were 27 people at the top of the 12th-century Amer Fort, a popular tourist attraction, when lightning struck.


Some victims lept to the ground, and local law enforcement officials reported that most of them were young people.

Video captured by Reuters TV partner ANI showed empty shoes left by the dead.

“Many people died in front of our eyes. If people had gotten help and authorities had reached on time then (they would have been alive),” an eyewitness told ANI. “We brought many people down. We rescued the people who were still alive, those who were still breathing and pulled some people out of the gorge.”

Shoes of the victims.
Shoes of the victims.
The storm system that ripped through northern India claimed dozens more lives. Nine deaths were recorded in Rajasthan state, where Jaipur is located, while at least another 41 people died in the state of Uttar Pradesh and seven in Madhya Pradesh.


Lightning strikes have been known to kill at least 2,000 people in India annually, predominantly in rural and agricultural areas where people tend to work and spend more time outdoors. Strikes are most common between June and September, according to the Indian Meteorological Department.
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FATAL PLUNGE: Instagram star dies while taking waterfall selfie
Author of the article:Denette Wilford
Publishing date:Jul 15, 2021 • 6 hours ago • 1 minute read • 9 Comments
Influencer Sofia Cheung was known as a “daredevil,” and often shared photos of her adventures on mountaintops and on the edge of cliffs on Instagram.
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A rising Instagram star from Hong Kong is dead after plunging from a waterfall while taking a selfie.

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Sofia Cheung, 32, was visiting a nature park in Hong Kong with three friends around 11 a.m. on Saturday when the tragedy unfolded, according to the U.K. Sun.


The influencer was taking selfies at the edge of a waterfall at the park’s Pineapple Mountain – a popular site for hikers and sunset pics – when she lost her footing and fell nearly five metres (16 feet) into the pool below.


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Her shocked friends called emergency services, who arrived quickly and rushed Cheung to a local hospital.

She was pronounced dead on arrival.

Cheung, who had more than 19,000 followers, was known as a “daredevil,” and often shared photos of her adventures on mountaintops and on the edge of cliffs.


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Her Instagram bio, which includes her passions for hiking, kayaking, exploring, outdoor activities and photography, also reads: “Life should be fun not dumb.”


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Cheung’s last photo, posted July 9, the day before her death, was of her kneeling on the beach with a yellow boogie board.

It was hauntingly captioned: “Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.”

That final photo has been flooded by RIP messages from fans.


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“RIP don’t wanna believe this happened to you,” wrote one commenter.

Another said, “I thought better days are coming when Saturday and Sunday? will gonna miss your chat every day. I love you always. rest in peace my pretty sofi.”

Another mourner added, “I’m still in shock, we just chatted last month, can’t believe this happened. Rest In Peace.”
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Bungee jumper dies after mistakenly thinking it was her turn to jump
Author of the article:Denette Wilford
Publishing date:Jul 22, 2021 • 13 hours ago • 1 minute read • Join the conversation
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A woman in Colombia plummeted to her death after mistaking the signal for her boyfriend to jump as her own.

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Yecenia Morales, 25, jumped when she heard what she believed was the signal for her to go — but it was actually intended for her boyfriend.


Morales reportedly didn’t have her bungee cord fastened around her ankles when she made the horrific leap.

“She got confused. The signal was for the boyfriend to jump because he was already attached to the security equipment,” Gustavo Guzmán, the mayor of the municipality of Fredonia, Antioquia, told newspaper El Tiempo.

“They had only put the harness on her so she got confused and rushed.”

The lawyer and her boyfriend travelled to the popular spot organized by Sky Bungee Jumping, where she was going to do her first-ever bungee jump.

There were dozens of people waiting in line to jump off the bridge, a reported 45 metres from the ground, when the tragic incident happened.

Morales was pronounced dead by emergency services first to arrive at the scene, but according to reports, she suffered a fatal heart attack before she hit the ground.

Morales’ boyfriend was the first person to reach her and attempted CPR.

He required medical treatment for injuries sustained while trying to reach his girlfriend in the valley below, and is reportedly in shock.

Authorities are investigating two companies after receiving claims they were unauthorized to offer services and supply equipment at the site where Morales died.
 
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IdRatherBeSkiing

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One less lawyer. Not a big deal.

Reminds me of the lawyer in the 90s in Toronto that wanted to demonstrate to his co-workers how strong the glass windows in the 80+ story tower in downtown Toronto were. He took a running leap at the window and it turns out he was wrong.
 

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Man dies after using epoxy resin as DIY protection instead of condom
“They used the adhesive to avoid pregnancy,” an investigator said

Author of the article:Brad Hunter
Publishing date:Aug 25, 2021 • 12 hours ago • 1 minute read • 8 Comments
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An Indian drug user suffered cataclysmic organ failure and died after skipping the use of a condom in favour of a high-powered epoxy resin while having sex.

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Cops in India say 25-year-old Salman Mirza was stricken in mid-carnal caper with an ex-girlfriend and his condition deteriorated.


“They used the adhesive to avoid pregnancy,” a local investigator told The Times of India of the rueful rubber incident.

The tragedy occurred June 22 at a hotel in Ahmedabad, Gujarat.

Mirza and his unnamed ex were captured on CCTV entering the hot sheet hotel in the Juhapura neighbourhood of Ahmedabad.

“Several witnesses said that Mirza, along with his former fiancee, both of whom were addicted to drugs, had gone to a hotel in Juhapura,” cops told The Times. “There, they applied an epoxy adhesive on his private parts as they were not carrying any protection.”

The adhesive sealed off Mirza’s penis. In addition, the twosome mixed the epoxy with some sort of “whitener” and inhaled the mixture for a “kick,” News18 reported.

At the time of the hormone-charged hijinks, cops say the duo were wasted.

Mirza was found in some shrubs by a pal the next day.

He later “died due to multiple organ failure.”


His relatives reportedly filed a complaint with the local police requesting an inquiry into his death.

“The viscera samples of the deceased have been sent for forensic examination,” Deputy Police Commissioner Premsukh Delu told local media. “We are waiting for the report to arrive.”

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Ron in Regina

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Wow….Mirza and his unnamed ex were captured on CCTV entering the hot sheet hotel in the Juhapura neighbourhood of Ahmedabad.

They had the money to pay for a room at the “Hot Sheet Hotel” (sounds nice?) but not for a condom (?) but they did for the epoxy (?) which they also used to get high?
 

harrylee

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So that's how he accessed the black water silly - through the drain!!
The drain is at the lowest point of the tank....If you were to open that drain, the stinky water etc would be all over the ground. The only other access is through the toilet.