Christians Riot in Israel

Haggis McBagpipe

Haggis McBagpipe

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Re: RE: Christians Riot in Israel

ashley_rb said:
Angry? Why is a strong opinionated Canadian woman always judged as angry. SInce "assuming" is so glady accepted on the forum, I'll "assume" your a guy. Thank you for not including the usual male generated question, PMS?
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Oh, do you have PMS? 8O

I enjoy having assumptions made about me. What else can you tell me about me, I would enjoy hearing it. I'm a male chauvinist, you have established that. What else?

I'm still waiting for the lighter side of you, I'm looking forward to seeing it. I double-dog dare you to show it to us. No! I TRIPLE-dog dare you. If you resist a triple-dog dare, well, I just don't know. . . .

<edited to fix mysterious typo that appeared out of the blue, probably a result of too much testoserone>
 
I think not

I think not

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Jersay

I'm going to invoke your logic here for a moment.

/Jersay Logic On

I find it incredibly offensive that you assume it was christians when the article you posted said no such thing. Whatever happened to the responsible free speech that you hold dear?

/Jersay Logic Off - ITN Reasoning On

Jersay can assume and say whatever he wants.
 
Sassylassie

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PMS, I suffer from PMS. It's real, it's ugly--one look at the marks on my fridge where I hit it monthly with a chair would make any disbeliever bow before me. I could rip the head off a rattle snake and spit it out with out blinking an eyelid. I have moved parked cars when in a hot flash rage. Do not mock PMS, pist, I have it now. What was the topic again? Oh Christians Riot, well I am a Christian in a rage so I'm not off topic.
 
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ashley_rb

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Again, and hello, I'm not angry. Maybe you'd feel better with I put in some happy feel good icons, a little smiley face here, one there.

Seriously, Im not angry. If you read anger in the posts, that's your feeling not mine, that's your assumption, not mine.

Hey here's an idea: why don't I start putting in anger checks for you so you'll know I'm not angry, like this (still not angry).

It will be a SNA, like a LOL (short for, laugh at loud). Mine will be SNA, still not angry.

That way when your reading the posts and if you think I'm angry you can go your nearest SNA and feel all better, feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing I'm not angry.

:)

Feel better? I put in a smile. A warm, all fuzzy, feel good smile. SNA
 
jimmoyer

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I believe the first major writer to ever document PMS was William Shakespeare.

Yeah we all know and love the Christmas Story, but as it happens, that story was first published in Playboy magazine and so that tongue thing and frozen pole has a little spicy innuendo to it.

But I digress...

Off to the Races, um, I meant the Oasis...

And oh, Ashley_rb, and Jersay, both of you hang in there.

This group on this board has some real psychic illness
that begs for community.
 
Sassylassie

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Nope the first case of PMS was in the garden of Eden, remember Eve ordered Adam to eat that apple.
 
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ashley_rb

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Now back to the topic and moving away from all the emotional babysitting:

Jersay - "Christian-Muslim town or city whatever you call it. Christian shrine attacked, therefore, riot ensues therefore the Christians rioted. It is not embellishment of the title. "

Just because it was a christian shrine attacked doesn't mean (nor can you assume) "therefore" the christians rioted. We simply don't know.

SNA

Lets think about the motivation behind saying Christians riot. It goes against the picture some people have of the traditional bible belt churches where preachers and their followers profess love, peace and wholeness.

Saying Christians riot invokes angry and defame christians. It also invokes anger with non-christians, muslims (some muslims not all), and others who's agenda it is to destroy the christian faith.

Like the prophet comic - we've all learned there's no better way to invoke a riot then invoking the riot of your own people. What's better then saying "christians riot" to get your own going? People could draw pictures. And if that doesn't work they could go to plan B - lie about christians.

SNA
 
I think not

I think not

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Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS........
 
the caracal kid

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I once saw a woman (as if a man would wear this) wearing a t-shirt that said "PMS: Putting up with Men's Shit". It would have gone well with another t-shirt I saw that said "Mensturation, Menarche, Menopause, .... Notice how all of a woman's problems begin with Men"
 
Haggis McBagpipe

Haggis McBagpipe

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Man, I hope my life never takes a turn where I would wear a shirt like that.

The big question is, when will our Guest of Honour in the Ashley thread stop by and say hello to everybody?
 
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