Andem 8O there has been breaking news in regards to another royal wedding.
Prince Harry Potter to marry Jenna Bush
by Malcolm Drury
Clarence House has announced that in addition to Prince Charles marrying Camilla Parker Bowles, Prince Harry Potter is to marry Jenna Bush, daughter of US President "Boy" George W. Bush.
Sir Michael Peat-Moss, Chief Principal Aide to Prince Charles, made the announcement at a press conference at Clarence House today. He said that Prince Charles and President Bush had discussed the possibility of marriage between their offspring during Mr Bush's State Visit to the UK in 2003 but neither of them had followed up on it until recently. However, following an initiative by Prince Charles, it had been decided to proceed, and the president had offered the hand of Jenna. Ms Parker Bowles is understood to be delighted.
Sir Michael said that more details, including of where and when the marriage will take place and where the couple will live, will be forthcoming in due time. He emphasised that there would not be a double wedding, and Harry and Jenna would not be living anywhere near Charles and Camilla. However our reporter was able to obtain further information from Douglas Ramsbottom, Charles's Fourth Assistant Deputy Principal Aide and Presser of the Royal Underpants, over several pints at the "Cock and Bull".
It was apparently Harry's recent Nazi swastika incident that led an exasperated Prince Charles to think about finding a way to settle the young lad down, and he had remembered the marriage discussion. He had finally decided to act upon it after the boy had come home at three in the morning wearing only a sporran, singing "On Ilkley Moor", and banging loudly on the front door demanding to be let in immediately or he would pee on the rhododendrons.
President Bush, he said, had offered the hand of Jenna rather than her sister Barbara for pretty much the same reason. The president had apparently suggested that Harry's brother, Prince Just William, marry Barbara, as Wal-Mart currently have a two-for-one wedding package and it would therefore be considerably cheaper to marry off both girls at once. However William declined, saying he was fully occupied and happy for the present looking after his dog, Prince Jumble, and mucking about with his best friends Douglas, Henry and Ginger. He had also apparently said that as eventual heir to the throne he should get first pick, not be "left with the chubby one".
Contacted by telephone, Jenna Bush told our reporter that she was very happy. "Like, it's totally awesome, I'm gonna be, like, a princess?" she said in the interrogative. "Me and Harry are, like, both party animals and we're gonna, like, get on just great? I just, like, love his accent, but he's gonna, like, have to lose that dorky haircut?"
Her father was equally enthusiastic. "This will further yanite two great nations, the Yanide States o' Merica and the U of K, and two great royal families," he said. "And me and Laura look forward to having Queen and the Dook of Ellington as our in-laws, they're real classy folks. I hope they'll come over to visit us at the ranch. I just know they'd both love a real Texas barbeque."
Harry was not available for comment as, it was understood, he was feeling a little under the weather following a heavy night's promoting the health of Cardinal Puff.
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