a new all canadian sport

[cortez]

SEAL FIGHTING

The seals are collected from newfoundland and labrador and airlifted by seaking hellicopters to modified canadian hockey rinks.

the youngest seal are selected for the sport

two teams armed with modified hockey stick-club face off to see how many baby seals they can kill in three action packed 20 min periods!

some of seals are loaded with those antiquated land mines canada made illegal- just to add that element of SURPRISE

what do think
GO CANADA GO!

 

[Toro]

RE: a new all canadian sp

How about

"biatha-luge"

You have the biathalon shooters trying to shoot the lugers as they fly down the run. Or at least the team lugers.

Actually, how about mixed team luge? One man and one woman on a luge sled, lieing on top of one another in tight spandex, going 80 miles an hour, vibrating greatly. Sign me up!

 

[cortez]

Re: RE: a new all canadian sp

How about

"biatha-luge"

You have the biathalon shooters trying to shoot the lugers as they fly down the run. Or at least the team lugers.

Actually, how about mixed team luge? One man and one woman on a luge sled, lieing on top of one another in tight spandex, going 80 miles an hour, vibrating greatly. Sign me up!

HEY - GREAT IDEAS
But you are off topic especially about the luger shoot

THIS IS NEW CANADIAN SPORT NOT NEW AMERICAN SPORT

Canada is pure and good and does not condone firearms
its one of the things that make us DISTINCTIVE!

 

[Toro]

RE: a new all canadian sp

Hunting is Canadian!

Biathalon is actually European. It derives from the nordic armies who skied across the land with firearms strapped across their back.

And hey, Canada won a gold medal in biathalon a few Olympics back!

 

[cortez]

Re: RE: a new all canadian sp

Hunting is Canadian!

Biathalon is actually European. It derives from the nordic armies who skied across the land with firearms strapped across their back.

And hey, Canada won a gold medal in biathalon a few Olympics back!

you are , i can see well intentioned but sorry to say ill informed
REAL canadians hunt with clubbs ie like the seal cullers
IF you see someone in canada hunting with a gun- HE OR SHE CANNOT BY DEFINITION BE A CANADIAN!

and as for that gold medal- i believe that the winners were
latvians or possibly swedes, maybe even americans CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS CANADIANS

 

[Toro]

RE: a new all canadian sp

I suggest then making a sport about which country can best slam a 2-4 of Pil.

 

[jeckgo]

LOL...