A climate denier, an anti-vaxxer, and a pro-lifer all

tay

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walk into church together...


They congratulate each other for being the chosen ones to survive the rapture, while people starve and islands go under water around the world.

They comfort each other over the children they lost to disease, telling one another "it was gods will" and "they are in a better place".

They celebrate all the money from the new members, the children of the poor forced to give birth, who now come to their church seeking salvation from their misery.

They look around at the success of their faith, happy to have wrought their gods kingdom here on Earth, and begin "Let us prey..."