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  1. Haggis McBagpipe

    To prevent these threads from being locked, pls read:

    This board is a moderate-to-left board, albeit with a growing right-leaning faction. I will ask that the right-leaning members please respect the essential nature of this board. If your intention here is to badger left-leaning members, then this is not the right place for you. If you have an...
  2. Haggis McBagpipe

    Toro's Siggie

    Ted's of Beverly Hills . . . Toro, is that the steakhouse with the iffy slogan, "We love to put our meat in your mouth"? 8O
  3. Haggis McBagpipe

    Amazing new power tool, be the first to learn about it!

    GOTCHA Pfffffft to Cortez who thought I couldn't do it again. Men are the easiest things in the world, God love 'em.
  4. Haggis McBagpipe

    Posted just because he is absolutely gorgeous:

    For the viewing pleasure of discerning folk, may I present a tasty treat: Mr. Kenneth Branagh, purely perfect and gorgeous human.
  5. Haggis McBagpipe

    Thanks to Sassy and Jay!

    You guys did an awesome job of damning the spamming, much appreciated! :D
  6. Haggis McBagpipe

    Sign on the dotted line, please:

    I want everybody here to sign this. Or else! :twisted: "I, __________________________, a fine upstanding (yet occasionally bad as hell) member of this forum, do solemnly swear upon the kitchen sink and sundry other items, to remember, at all times, just one thing before posting: these people...
  7. Haggis McBagpipe

    Crazed Nazis stomp fluffy white kittens! Watch video:

    Ha ha ha. Welcome to the lecture room. I am going to remind the lot of you of something important that has been a bit lost in the scuffle: You are friends on this forum. Please keep it in mind whenever you post a response. Don't say anything to anybody on this forum that you would not say to a...
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    Shocking truth about naked women! Must be 18+ to enter.

    Ha ha ha. Welcome to the lecture room. I am going to remind the lot of you of something important that has been a bit lost in the scuffle: You are friends on this forum. Please keep it in mind whenever you post a response. Don't say anything to anybody on this forum that you would not say to a...
  9. Haggis McBagpipe

    Away

    I'm going to be away from the board for a couple of days. I am counting on everybody to be as good as gold, or a close facsimile of such. Yes, even you, Jay and I Think Not.
  10. Haggis McBagpipe

    The Triple-Dog Dare

    Alright, I triple-dog dare the lot of ya to each start a brand spanking new thread. Turn down a triple-dog dare and, well, I just don't know how you'll live with yourselves. I'm going to leave you to it now, and go to bed dreaming of brightly wrapped new threads under the tree. Tomorrow...
  11. Haggis McBagpipe

    The road less traveled?

    If you hadn't chosen the career path that you chose (or, in the case of you young'uns, will choose), what do you think you might have enjoyed doing instead? Being idly super-rich doesn't count as an option :lol: since it is a given.
  12. Haggis McBagpipe

    It's good to be king, if just for awhile

    If you could be Captain O' the Day of this mighty Canadian Content ship, what changes would you make? Don your rhinestone-studded captain's hat, fire up your imagination (except you, Zoofer, you should always tone down your imagination . . .) and tell us, O Mighty Captain, salty sailor of the...
  13. Haggis McBagpipe

    Describe the United States in a sentence.

    A sister thread to the Describe Canada in a sentence.
  14. Haggis McBagpipe

    Five deadly minutes.

    Okay, would you guys please stop being so damn amusing for five @#%$$@#%!$% minutes so that I can exit this board for a few hours and get some work done?? Next person who posts even one funny or interesting item in the next five minutes - and by god I'm watching - is going to be tortured...
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    CMA do-not-contact list

    This may well have already been posted here previously, but just in case it hasn't: http://www.the-cma.org/consumer/donotcontact.cfm It's a do-not-contact form, good for telephone, mail and fax, in Canada. Good deal, it's free! You remain on the list for three years. Think of it, three peaceful...
  16. Haggis McBagpipe

    Restaurants, little kids & noise. Lots of noise.

    What do you think about parents who bring out-of-control kids into restaurants, letting them be overly loud and disruptive? Does it drive you nuts or do you feel tolerant? If you're a parent, are you militant in your belief that it's your god given right to be there as much as the next person...
  17. Haggis McBagpipe

    A friendship tail of the Beav and the Jim

    Our Jim Moyer said something last night that struck a bell. He said, "We all need to be knocked off our comfort zones of habitual ideology." Hmm, said I, how right he is. I think it's time for our soggy dam beaver and our Jim of the Existential-speak to get flung bodily out of their comfort...
  18. Haggis McBagpipe

    Triple Travel Questionnaire

    It's coming up on holiday time in a few months, so here are three questions about your experiences in travel: What is the most wonderful place you've ever visited? What visited place is a 'return-time-and-time-again' kind of place for you? Where is your most favourite place to visit within...
  19. Haggis McBagpipe

    Colpy and DarkBeaver agree on LOTS of things!

    Now, our Colpy posted this . . . Well, this will be the ONLY time I agree with Dark Beaver. . . . in another thread. Well now, I'm betting there are literally reams of things about which you both agree. So, let's find out what they are. To start, what are your favourite television shows...
  20. Haggis McBagpipe

    Nekkid humans run amok in this thread, take a look!!

    Ha, caught you, each and every one of you naughter voyeurs! Instead of nekkids, I have something a little less exciting, it regards cut-and-paste: Whenever possible, please just quote a couple of paragraphs from the story, then post the link to the story. I am posting this announcement in...