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  1. Haggis McBagpipe

    To prevent these threads from being locked, pls read:

    This board is a moderate-to-left board, albeit with a growing right-leaning faction. I will ask that the right-leaning members please respect the essential nature of this board. If your intention here is to badger left-leaning members, then this is not the right place for you. If you have an...
  2. Haggis McBagpipe

    Toro's Siggie

    Ted's of Beverly Hills . . . Toro, is that the steakhouse with the iffy slogan, "We love to put our meat in your mouth"? 8O
  3. Haggis McBagpipe

    Amazing new power tool, be the first to learn about it!

    GOTCHA Pfffffft to Cortez who thought I couldn't do it again. Men are the easiest things in the world, God love 'em.
  4. Haggis McBagpipe

    Cheddar Beer Bread.

    :lol: It's mostly true, though, Sassy. You need the words 'sex' and 'women' and 'nekkid' in the subject line to ensure full and avid male participation in a thread. :lol:
  5. Haggis McBagpipe

    Cheddar Beer Bread.

    You see, now that's just plain sad. You'd think he would be delighted to hear the happy fate of the light switch, but no. Touchy things, men. Real moonbats (ha, I got to use my new faourite word!).
  6. Haggis McBagpipe

    Cheddar Beer Bread.

    Good plan, and if that doesn't work I'll just pry the bottle out of his cold dead hands. :D
  7. Haggis McBagpipe

    Cheddar Beer Bread.

    Yum! First I just have to pry my husband's fingers off the beer bottle.
  8. Haggis McBagpipe

    Posted just because he is absolutely gorgeous:

    For the viewing pleasure of discerning folk, may I present a tasty treat: Mr. Kenneth Branagh, purely perfect and gorgeous human.
  9. Haggis McBagpipe

    Thanks to Sassy and Jay!

    You guys did an awesome job of damning the spamming, much appreciated! :D
  10. Haggis McBagpipe

    Sign on the dotted line, please:

    I want everybody here to sign this. Or else! :twisted: "I, __________________________, a fine upstanding (yet occasionally bad as hell) member of this forum, do solemnly swear upon the kitchen sink and sundry other items, to remember, at all times, just one thing before posting: these people...
  11. Haggis McBagpipe

    Crazed Nazis stomp fluffy white kittens! Watch video:

    Ha ha ha. Welcome to the lecture room. I am going to remind the lot of you of something important that has been a bit lost in the scuffle: You are friends on this forum. Please keep it in mind whenever you post a response. Don't say anything to anybody on this forum that you would not say to a...
  12. Haggis McBagpipe

    Shocking truth about naked women! Must be 18+ to enter.

    Ha ha ha. Welcome to the lecture room. I am going to remind the lot of you of something important that has been a bit lost in the scuffle: You are friends on this forum. Please keep it in mind whenever you post a response. Don't say anything to anybody on this forum that you would not say to a...
  13. Haggis McBagpipe

    Away

    I'm going to be away from the board for a couple of days. I am counting on everybody to be as good as gold, or a close facsimile of such. Yes, even you, Jay and I Think Not.
  14. Haggis McBagpipe

    Mrs. Sinister's fabulous French bread recipe

    Damn! And I had the money all spent! :D
  15. Haggis McBagpipe

    The Triple-Dog Dare

    Alright, I triple-dog dare the lot of ya to each start a brand spanking new thread. Turn down a triple-dog dare and, well, I just don't know how you'll live with yourselves. I'm going to leave you to it now, and go to bed dreaming of brightly wrapped new threads under the tree. Tomorrow...
  16. Haggis McBagpipe

    The road less traveled?

    If you hadn't chosen the career path that you chose (or, in the case of you young'uns, will choose), what do you think you might have enjoyed doing instead? Being idly super-rich doesn't count as an option :lol: since it is a given.
  17. Haggis McBagpipe

    Mrs. Sinister's fabulous French bread recipe

    :D $50,000, straight up. Remember, you said it was a nice round number to remember. :D To say 'thank you', of course! What, you think I'd forget my manners at a time like that??
  18. Haggis McBagpipe

    Mrs. Sinister's fabulous French bread recipe

    As long as you don't forget the large quantity of money you promised me, Dex, all will be well.
  19. Haggis McBagpipe

    It's good to be king, if just for awhile

    If you could be Captain O' the Day of this mighty Canadian Content ship, what changes would you make? Don your rhinestone-studded captain's hat, fire up your imagination (except you, Zoofer, you should always tone down your imagination . . .) and tell us, O Mighty Captain, salty sailor of the...
  20. Haggis McBagpipe

    Describe the United States in a sentence.

    A sister thread to the Describe Canada in a sentence.