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Today we commemorate the storming of the Bastille by a French crowd shouting "Trump! Trump! Trump!"

MAGA is whimpering, all upset about the new Superman. Yep, you heard it here first. Fighting for truth, justice, and the American Way is un-MAGA.

Well, given what they just did to Roadkill Madrid (formerly Real Madrid), I calculate PSG is gonna roll over Chelsea like a tidal wave.

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Or maybe that's "seventy-six bombs thrown. . ." Well, it's time for the big parade to celebrate the Dear Leader's Birfday! The way they got this one set up, you need a permit to be on the public streets of the Nayshun's Capidull. Apparently they're terribly worried that somebody might hurt...

Every city in North America with over one million population should have five professional men's sports and five professional women's sports: NFL/CFL-style football, real football, basketball, and baseball. 24 cities, 9 in the U.S., 10 in Mexico, 5 in Canada. Four divisions of six teams...

It's the latest thing. Ya get to declare yourself a bear, or a cat, or a marmot, whatever, and the law requires everybody to convincingly pretend you are. Could get kinda dicey when hunting season opens.

Maybe Canada should annex it. It's icy and dark. Canada's used to that.

I'm tired of "activism" being used to refer to people who are just running their mouths. I propose the term "yaptivism" for such folk.

Stupid-ass MAGAMusk way: Run around firing people at random. Smart way: About 3% of the 2-million strong workforce retires each year. Another 3.5% resign. So you put out the orders to executive agencies, and get Congress and the heads of independent regulatory agencies on board. The orders...

Can we come to some kind of agreement on the difference between "illegal" and "unlawful?" I propose the following. . . "Illegal" means in violation of the criminal law, subjecting the violator to loss of life, liberty, or property upon being duly convicted. "Unlawful" means "not in accordance...

Article Looks like the DOGGIES done fucked up.

How bout we leave it at 50 states, adding Western Canada, Ontaribec, and the Maritimes as three states, and making room in the 50 by consolidating North and South Dakota into "Dakota," North and South Carolina into "Carolina," and Connecticut and Rhode Island, into "Rhodicut?" Add in the...

The halftime entertainment was rapper Kendrick Lamar. He's apparently popular. One of the halftime dancers waved Gazan and Sudanese flags. He was detained and the New Orleans authorities are looking for charges to press. I suggest "felony free speech," a traditional Southern crime. Oh, and...

Question. . . If the fact that some trans people groom kids means that all trans people must be kept away from kids, does this mean all cops need to be kept away from kids?

A good government consists of elected representatives, uniformed military, police, and first responders. . . and nothing else. See, all the others are "bureaucrats." And we hates them forever, preciousss.

The Trump administration has fired all the Department of Justice lawyers who worked on the prosecutions of the 6 Jan "ordinary tourists" and is now going after FBI agents who are deemed "insufficiently loyal."