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Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands. China blames U.S. for second...

These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer." "Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching." "A room temperature IQ." "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic...

A teacher said to her class: 　　"Who was the first man?" 　　“George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. 　　"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. 　　"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace...