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    In Other mentalfloss News

    A Report From the San Diego Zoo- A kinda white-lookingish man who was dressed 'Conservative'-ly, asked the black Zoo Keeper... "Can I give my banana to your gorilla?" He was obviously referring to having sex with the NEGRO MAN'S WIFE!!!! See what Trump has done?? This nation-wide racism has...
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    Luxury potato chips costing $74 for pack of 5 chips sells out

    $74.00 for 5 potato chips?? My Dad would say... "They didn't see you coming, they sent for ya!"
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    Fat Shaming Santa

    Man resigns from Santa job after fat-shaming a boy, 9, in North Carolina | Daily Mail Online Apparently this story was also on CNN... What I don't understand is how this crap actually makes the daily news feed. The kid's Mom actually went to reporters with this silly story? Santa lost his...
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    Being lazy is a sign of high intelligence

    You always go on-line with the best of intentions....to research a project...to gather information...to chat with friends. But invariably 20 minutes later you end up on ContortionistBikerSex.com, right when your wife walks in the room!