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You say that like it's a bad thing.

That's my new campaign. Because, face it, people, they really don't. Just something for folks to piss and moan about. Where was BLM when Freddy Gray was growing up alone and adrift? How many police funerals have the Bern, Ted, Dumb Donald, and Hillary, all put together, attended? Nobody...

American space firm Blue Origin successfully completed the third launch and vertical landing of its reusable New Shepard rocket on Saturday, company founder and Internet entrepreneur Jeff Bezos said. "Flawless BE-3 restart and perfect booster landing," tweeted Bezos, referring to the BE-3 engine...

I could be wrong, but I do believe being "grouped in with stoners" would roll off RCS like ducks off a wetback.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/no-america-isnt-100-percent-safe-from-terrorism-and-thats-a-good-thing/2016/03/25/af790286-f107-11e5-a61f-e9c95c06edca_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_opinion-card-d%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

And one of Canadians, Leftend.

You come from Milton Bradley? What are you, a board game?

So, how many are there total, and how many have failed?

Real shame. I woulda voted for him. Said something interesting on the way out, though. Reminded me of CanCon. “My whole life I’ve been told being humble is a virtue, and now being humble is a weakness and being vain and self-absorbed is somehow a virtue,” he said. “My whole life I’ve been...

You don't understand that? How embarrassing for you.

Fair's fair, enit? Two-year-old calls 911 with wardrobe emergency, kindly deputy helps her put her pants on By Sarah Kaplan March 4 Look, getting dressed is hard. There are the “nothing in my closet looks good” mornings. The “it’s freezing outside but my office is a sauna and I don’t...

Today they'll be voting for party candidates in 13 states. In each party, there's about 2500 delegates, so you need about 1250. A mite over 600 Republican delegates are up for grabs today, and about 880 Democrats. So it's a big day. I do promise it'll be ugly and silly.

So, how were the tacos, Boomster?

Nitrous oxide? I thought that was supposed to make people giggly and cheerful, not surly and hard-done-by. Maybe the cloud didn't get out to Bolton.

After you weed through the crap, basically Obama promised the government will do little or nothing for the next year. The Republicans agreed. Finally, I policy I can get behind!

Why don't you just assume they were and get on with your racist rant?

Ironically, Harlan Sanders was a virulent racist. That the company he founded is wildly popular with black people is one of life's little amusements.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with fried chicken is a good guy with fried chicken. Or a butcher knife. Butcher knife works too.

You're talking about Muhammad, right?

The one who touched the elephant's cock just said "Wow!"