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    St. John's woman loses home after Phoenix pay fiasco

    Holding Canada in its merciless iron grip, if the usual suspects are to be believed.
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    ‘Painful summer ahead:’ Gas prices reach 211.9 in Metro Vancouver, expected to rise

    OK, I'll mark you down as "can't answer the fucking question."
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    The America Democrats voted for.. 😢

    I'm figuring it'll see me into my grave from sheer inertia. We have a $21 trillion GDP. China has 2/3 of that, Japan 1/4, and nobody else is in the ballpark. Over time, meh, empires fall. Faster and faster with each successive one, it seems.
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    Moon: Mysterious rocket crash baffles scientists

    Or possibly a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater.
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    46 Immigrants found dead inside tractor-trailer

    Sounds good. Or I guess we could drive around and around (and around and around) the Washington Beltway at six bucks a gallon. My body, my choice! (Her body, my choice.)
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    St. John's woman loses home after Phoenix pay fiasco

    Good. Bureaucraps deserve it.
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    ‘Painful summer ahead:’ Gas prices reach 211.9 in Metro Vancouver, expected to rise

    You got the "next week news" package? That musta cost ya!
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    46 Immigrants found dead inside tractor-trailer

    Biden did it. With Trudeau's help.
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    Canada's inflation rate now at 7.7% — its highest point since 1983

    Damn that Trudeau, causing incredible inflation in Israel!
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    Supreme Court says expanded rape shield laws are constitutional

    Makes sense. The fact that you've had consensual sex in the past, and therefore could not have been sexually assaulted, is like saying if you've ever boxed or wrestled or done martial arts in the past means you couldn't have been physically assaulted.
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    ‘Painful summer ahead:’ Gas prices reach 211.9 in Metro Vancouver, expected to rise

    An 11-cent rise and you'd be whining like a whipped pup.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    They think it's high-sterical to "own the libs." Until one of their buddies does a little murder on their behalf. Then it's "Aww, we was jest funnin'. He shouldn'ta oughta done that."
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    R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years in sex trafficking case

    I was thinking more of that fine lady's clients.
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    R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years in sex trafficking case

    Kelly had too much black and not enough green, I guess.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    I have little doubt our resident gay-bashers will take great joy in his, and Matthew Shepard's, deaths.
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    Canada Day celebrations cancelled in Forks, Manitoba.

    Think x-meat might get the memo?
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    Canada Day celebrations cancelled in Forks, Manitoba.

    Still not a city. Keep digging.