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What "international law" do these people think applies to this?

What the fuck does that have to do with primogeniture? Do you even know what the word means? Here's a hint. It's about succession to the throne, not Britain's loss of its entire empire. As losers, you run a close second to Rome.

He also never said a word about abortion one way or t'other. Or gays.

She's kinda jolie. For a politician.

The Texas Taliban did it fer Allah (thet thar's just Arabic fer "Gawd").

But. . . but. . . Jee-zuss!

I'm a regular dynamo, ain't I? I exhaust myself just watching me.

What were you in for? Failure to end every sentence with "eh?," maybe?

It is if you're smart enough to set them against each other.

Well, bad jokes and accidents sounds like a pretty fair summation of Canadian "culture."

No, "he" was the cute chick in Dawson's Creek. Married Tom Cruise for a while.

I can't WAIT until the Cons and Poo-lover get in. The overnight reversal in commenters' positions and attitudes'll be a STITCH!

I thought we'd already established that I work in a pizza joint.

"The wife," is it?

Then why did you ask?

“'When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’" --Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Of course. Anybody can be a groomer. Didn't you know?

Beware the syrup thieves.

OK, now that we've established that you don't understand the difference between a criminal case and a civil suit, we can move forward.

Asphalt and battery. . . tsk, tsk.