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See, here's the deal. . . We send a Canadian to the moon. Then we ask Canada "What's it worth to you to get him back?"

I assume it's a bird dog?

She gets the bullet-hole multiplier.

Legend has it that when the British General Napier accomplished his mission of capturing the Sind province of India, he sent a one-word message to London. . . "Peccavi." That's Latin for "I have sinned."

Yep, if she'd just nagged Ralph a little more, we coulda saved a metric shitload of money on Apollo.

They had to raise the price on snow. Inflation, man.

Allah didn't save 'em? Maybe he was busy blessing the Iranian cops who murder women.

It's the "no harm, no foul" rule familiar to street basketball players. I'm not sure I've ever seen it presented as a legal argument. . .

Look that bad in a swimsuit? Sorry to hear that.

Are we invited to the party?

Allah sounds kinda needy. . .

Oh, I calculate the City of Ottawa's been named a whole bunch of things.

There goes the Local Neighborhood.

I've already been condemned to hay-ull by half a dozen redneck preachers. Now I got a wannabe imam. I'm going for the set.

Never claimed you said it.

Well, ya know, if Allah really meant for humans to be on all the planets, he coulda made 'em less hard-vacuum/poisonous/crushing gravity/lethal radiation. Guess Allah ain't a detail guy.

Yes, dear. Everybody's mean to poor li'l Dix.

I'm good. I'm not sufficiently interested to invest much in it, but if I get more interested (or more bored), I don't need or want you to be my Google bitch. You got better things to do. Appreciate the offer, though.

How very Canadian of you. . . :ROFLMAO: But yeah, one of the great conundra of our times. . . "Pardon me, but is what you're doing protest, art, politics, or just stupid?"

Yep. The presumption that to be anti-Israel (or more specifically anti-whatever Israel happens to be doing at the moment) means one is anti-Semitic is a false equivalence designed to bully critics into silence. Nothing more.