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He also never said a word about abortion one way or t'other. Or gays.

She's kinda jolie. For a politician.

The Texas Taliban did it fer Allah (thet thar's just Arabic fer "Gawd").

But. . . but. . . Jee-zuss!

I'm a regular dynamo, ain't I? I exhaust myself just watching me.

What were you in for? Failure to end every sentence with "eh?," maybe?

It is if you're smart enough to set them against each other.

Well, bad jokes and accidents sounds like a pretty fair summation of Canadian "culture."

No, "he" was the cute chick in Dawson's Creek. Married Tom Cruise for a while.

I can't WAIT until the Cons and Poo-lover get in. The overnight reversal in commenters' positions and attitudes'll be a STITCH!

I thought we'd already established that I work in a pizza joint.

"The wife," is it?

Then why did you ask?

“'When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’" --Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Of course. Anybody can be a groomer. Didn't you know?

Beware the syrup thieves.

OK, now that we've established that you don't understand the difference between a criminal case and a civil suit, we can move forward.

Asphalt and battery. . . tsk, tsk.

Groomers, man.

Interesting. So maybe y'all should sue the people who used guns in crimes for Canada's restrictions on gun ownership? Same principle, is it not? By the way, abortion was indeed a right in the U.S. So designated by the body Constitutionally empowered to rule on the law, which includes rights.