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I know, right? I surely do miss the good ol' days of plague, war, famine, and lesser legal status for anybody not a straight White Christian man.

So. . . the pen may be mightier than the sword, but doesn't stand a chance against the leaf?

How would that create a problem for the American Federal government?

I think it's The Shadow's "power to cloud men's minds."

Oh? How many nuclear warhead disasters have we had?

Go for it. (waits. . .) Yeah, didn't think so.

Well, if they don't catch it, and the dealers don't report it, how are you supposed to know? This is the beauty of it. You report that 'leventy-zillion kilos of badstuff was seized at the border, and all we have to do is say "That means A THOUSAND TIMES A MUCH made it across and is now...

Is it collusion when officials of the same party work together, or only when it's CNFTLs?

Oh, fer. . . the "mechanism" myth again. There are two "mechanisms." One is democracy. The other is dictatorship. No, there is no Great Big Daddy or Great Big Mechanism to force the government to do what you want it to do. Unless you become the dictator.

Woo-HOO! One percent, baby! In yo' FACE! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Yo, better worry about uranus. Dementia Don's eyeing it.

Hackman studied acting at the Pasadena Playhouse. He was voted "Least Likely To Succeed," along with another loser, by the name of Dustin Hoffman. Four Oscars between 'em. I'll bet that's four more than the rest of their class put together.

Well, that's not a very nice thing to call your son.

This ain't about pie, you idiot. It's about uranium!

You have a dual system. It's called "crossing the border."

You did the best you could, bro. And so did pgs.

Washington Post Way to go, asswit.

Well, look on the bright side. At least he didn't suffer the evils of soshulist health care.

"Currently." It's an odd usage in English, one of those that goes against the strict dictionary definitions, but "presently" means "soon," as in "I'll arrive presently." Or at least so says a Ph.D. in English of my acquaintance.

I hear a weird mix of Baby Elephant Walk and Horst Wessel Lied.