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All of the Barber Shops are closed here in Canada. My biggest fear is that every Canadian male is going to look like Phil Spector over the upcoming months!

And there's an old saying which goes... "You aren't famous for what you say, until you are famous for what you do." But Twitter has turned this on it's ear. Now you become famous for your Tweet, even though you are a perpetually outraged snowflake living in your parent's basement...having...

I custom-made a T-Shirt for Christmas for my 20 year old nephew. It read... Attempting to Care Loading...Please wait It was a knock against social media like Twitter and the perpetually outraged snowflakes. He loved it and wears it every day, so I'm told by my brother. :)

...the show about nothing! I told this line to my older right-leaning brother and he laughed his butt off! I told the same line to my left-leaning brother and he cringed! I stole this line off of Walter, so I have to give credit where it is do! ;)

Alberta would vote blue if Charles Manson were the leader of the Conservatives, and the East Coast would vote Liberal if Jeffrey Dahmer were the leader for the Grits. Ingrained generational voting. The West is sick of carrying the mail, and the East still want their seasonal work and hand-outs.

I thought this may simplify things, as we have several Election Threads going. We can all post and chatter about Monday evening's on-going results on this thread. I'm still calling a Trudeau minority.

I'll go... Liberals- 160 Conservatives- 133 NDP- 33 Bloq- 10 Green- 2 Liberal minority government.

As some of you may know, I'm a songwriter in my spare time. I wrote a ballad, and a musical producer I met on my Schizophrenic site came up with a classical, instrumental version of it. It has almost 18,000 listens on Soundcloud in just one month! I PM'd it to Danbones and Mowich, but figured...

Bromide- a trite and unoriginal idea or remark, typically intended to soothe or placate. "feel-good bromides create the illusion of problem solving" A commentator on the news Radio this morning said Trudeau resorted to 'bromides' when pressed on hard questions from reporters. I thought the...

Drag. He's a great Canadian and a philanthropist as well. Sending positive vibes his way. https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/06/entertainment/alex-trebek-pancreatic-cancer/index.html?no-st=1551926499

Figured we might as well keep a tally... 1) Jody Wilson-Raybould 2) Gerald Butts 3) Jane Philpott 4) Back Bench MP Celina Caesar-Chavannes To be continued...

The design was inspired by a nautical theme. SJW's are seeing ghosts around every corner these days. What a crappy way to live...lifting yourself up by pointing out the flaws in others. But isn't that, in itself, bullying?

Was this line of clothing inspired by The Fat Albert Gang?

Broadcasters now are afraid to stand up and say what everyone is saying in the coffee shops, lest they get fired for offending some group. So we really are left with fake/ disingenuous news. That Virginia candidate dressed up as a rapper in black face to attend a party when he was 19 years...

My buddy...outside at a Bus Terminal here in town. He actually showed the By-Law Officer his I.D. and got dinged with the huge fine. I was smoking on Hospital property once, when a security officer asked me for I.D. to give me a ticket. I told him it was a legal product...I was outside...and...

So my brother's sideburns were going grey. So he bought this dye/ gel at a discount store to color them. He told me he applied the gel...looked in the mirror...and in about 30 seconds he looked like the world's biggest asshole! I couldn't stop laughing! :)

As best you can, and in only a few words...describe Trump's hair. I'll start... Unwieldy squirrel carcass.

So my 14 year old daughters just used their GPS on their phones to guide me to a correct destination in no time flat today. They've also synced up their phones to control our television...and they've downloaded an app which scans my lotto tickets to see if they are winners. They've done all of...

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I'm talking about disgraced members of Ford's party and Clement from the federal Conservatives. How is being a sex letch all of a sudden classified as an addiction? I don't get it.