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I was at Dollarama with my girls when I heard them giggling in another aisle. This is why. My daughter took a picture of this product on the shelf with her IPhone...

"You are the most witty when you are at your wit's end." - Skitzo Hoofy :) I jotted that down tonight, because I'm seeing so much creativity in the exasperation this election has caused in everyone.

Thought I'd have a little fun... What do Jesus and Justin both have in common? 1) Both have good hair. 2) Both taught people how to act properly. 3) Both mothers would blow on a Stone for good luck. 4) Jesus was in charge of the sheep. Justin is in charge of the Canadian voters. 5) Both...

It's possible to be both mentally ill AND an a$$hole at the same time... If our little Quebec chum who just murdered 6 of our fellow Canadians at that mosque turns out to be schizophrenic, I don't give a rat. Throw him in with the big boys and pay the guards to look the other way. There. I...

'Beer in mind'... Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly. - Albert Einstein

I've come to the conclusion that Twitter is merely a soapbox for self-righteous hypocrites who point the fingers at others in order to feel better about themselves while trying to obtain their 15 minutes in the spotlight. Thoughts?

In Canada if you get into a minor traffic kerfuffle, you won't get your head blown off from a semi automatic. In Canada the word 'sorry' means immediately both hello and goodbye when you bump into a stranger in a crowded Mall. In Canada, we're so polite we say 'thank you' to ATM machines. :)...

Years ago my brother and I were smoking hash (I don't do it anymore)... Me: " You know why I don't like smoking up? Because every time I do, I just tell bad joke after bad joke and I become a giant pain in the a$$ to everyone around me." Bro: "So in other words, it has no effect on you at...

I'm a real sucker for this kinda stuff. I wrote and recorded a Lullaby for my own daughters when they were born. Enjoy! :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukD8zj6ngVY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPu5MNu2B4 I've always maintained the lunatic Left are more dangerous than the lunatic Right...because they are ingrained in our primary schools, Universities and police forces...etc. The gun-toting, hate-spewing bigot from the Right is more easily identifiable. The...

On at least three occasions in my life, I've told a joke so fast and so funny that it made a woman lose control of her bowels and let out a huge fart. It happened again yesterday. I was at the public library with my daughters and got frustrated with their militant and complicated password...

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/01/24/man-with-19-inch-*****-offered-first-adult-acting-role-video/ Sorry...links not working.

If you haven't seen this before, take a few minutes to check out this drummer. He's worth the wait. It never gets old! :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DVbt5W-DNc

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A Report From the San Diego Zoo- A kinda white-lookingish man who was dressed 'Conservative'-ly, asked the black Zoo Keeper... "Can I give my banana to your gorilla?" He was obviously referring to having sex with the NEGRO MAN'S WIFE!!!! See what Trump has done?? This nation-wide racism has...

Man resigns from Santa job after fat-shaming a boy, 9, in North Carolina | Daily Mail Online Apparently this story was also on CNN... What I don't understand is how this crap actually makes the daily news feed. The kid's Mom actually went to reporters with this silly story? Santa lost his...