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It's scary that there's a nuclear-armed country being run by a crazy fat kid. With any luck, we'll vote him out.

Died last night, of Covid-19. Woe to the nation that has lost its True Bard.

Canada: Cases: 8505 Deaths: 101 U.S. Cases: 185,707 Deaths: 3789 UK Cases: Who cares? Deaths: Not enough.

No sports.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Wednesday that the United States and Canada had agreed to close their 5,500-mile border to “all nonessential travel” as the deadly coronavirus outbreak continues to spread. So f*** off, you syrup-swilling hockey heads! MAGA!

A sad day for America.

Trump just requested 1.8 billion for the Wall. . . uh. . . for coronavirus protection measures. Don't give it to him, Congress! He's lying. How can I tell? Easy. His lips are moving.

The black woman mathematician who calculated the orbits for early satellites and Project Mercury, including John Glenn's orbits in Friendship 7, one of the subjects of the film Hidden Figures, died today, aged 101. She was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom back when it meant something...

We got our own pipeline dwama. Still waiting on the suspiciously-pale Indians to show up, though. U.S. Supreme Court to decide winner in case of gas pipeline vs. Appalachian Trail By Gregory S. Schneider and Robert Barnes Feb. 23, 2020 at 12:17 p.m. EST The Atlantic Coast Pipeline begins...

Rod Blagojevich.

By James B. Comey Jan. 31, 2020 at 5:48 p.m. EST James B. Comey is a former director of the FBI and deputy attorney general. When I was a little kid, the United States seemed to be coming apart. The president was murdered in public. The first lady had his blood on her pink suit. Then the man...

For Trump supporters. Let us assume Trump is acquitted (not hard) and re-elected. Do you think any of the following would be impeachable conduct, if proven? 1. Diverting half of the money appropriated by Congress for the Women, Infants, and Children Nutritional Program to building The Wall...

E. Jean Carroll, a New York-based writer who last summer accused President Trump of raping her in the 1990s, requested on Thursday that he submit a DNA sample to determine whether his genetic material is on the black coat dress she said she was wearing during the alleged assault. Carroll’s...

y'all think could inspire a great movie, just from that one 3-4 minute song? I figure if there is one, it'd be Townes Van Zandt's "Pancho and Lefty."

I propose that "we" impeach Joe Biden. Charge him with Treason, Bribery, and other high Crimes and Misdemeanors, and try him on Fox News. Pay no attention to the fact that you can't impeach a private citizen.

The current official motto of the U.S. is "E pluribus unum." I'm proposing "Oderint dum metuant" as a more accurate replacement. Any other suggestions?

whether this belonged in "Politics" or "Jokes," but here's Donny Dodger's bold vision for the. . . SPAAAAAACE FOOOOOORCE! Next to the shield from which it was knocked off. Come to think of it, though, it does kinda represent Donny Dodger's vision. Recycled fantasy, theft, lying, and lack...

Today we commemorate the life and actions of the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. He saw injustice, and did something about it. He recognized the value of civil society, and insisted on strict non-violence. He endured the hate, the threats, the violence, the smears, and pressed on...

This could go in a lot of different directions, and have all kinds of implications. I hope we're ready for some of the things that could happen, and flexible enough to deal with the unexpected. But this guy being dead is a good thing. He wrought only death and misery in the world. "What'd...

The one thing I never hear much about as the oil-swallowers and the oil-spitters rant and rave at each other is the cognitive dissonance-inducing fact that oil companies are far, far the largest investors in green energy reasearch and application. So, yeah. Oil-swallowers, your beloved...