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Can I get a ride? It's only fair. Your nonsense drives me to drink, you should drive me home.

How's the sex with Rosidae going? Is it good for you?

You know where there are more "Palestinians" than the West Bank or Gaza? Jordan. There are about 2 million in Israel, about 2 million in Gaza, about 3 million in the West Bank, about 3 million in Jordan, a quarter-million in Lebanon, and about 100K in Egypt. But they've been one people with...

Its colonies, not so much.

Yes, tried and true concepts of the first century.

Did I say it was a lawless wateland [sic]? I said it was like Alsace-Lorraine. Hardly a lawless wasteland. And I've already said what it was for most of its history. Four whole posts back. Hard to blame you for forgetting.

Horse shit. Palestine and especially Gaza are like Alsace-Lorraine. First thing every morning you look at the flagstaff over City Hall to find out what country you're in today.

Of course not. Mozart did.

True, but. . . Palestine was not really a nation-state. It was a region with a bunch of petty satrapies in it. Kinda like Italy in the 1600s, only the food sucked (and does to this day).

OK, who shot Bob Marley?

Next month, I imagine the jobs report will forecast a thousand million billion zillion new jobs, eggs dropping to three cents a dozen, and thirty-cent-a-gallon gasoline!

Yet somehow you muster the iron discipline to bitch about them every. . . single. . . day.

I've heard people say "It's so easy to make a dog happy." Yep. And that's a good thing. For the dog.

As opposed to "Kick other guy in head."

Yeah. Your name wasn't on it.

No. . . taxes.

Well, in Eric's defense, he did not shoot the deputy. And yes, I could make a whole case out of that. Any barely-competent lawyer could, and "barely-competent lawyer" is pretty much my wheelhouse.

Which one?

1.0101010101 magic beans/smidgen.

Nothing is better than being a dog. No taxes.