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Anything but yet another "Foxy Lady."

Don't think it'd make much difference with this upstanding citizen.

It's not a miracle cure. And hey. . . it was designed for Delta. We get a new flu vaccine every year. Know why? Variants. The vaccines provide some protection against Omicron, because it's related to Delta. But anybody who expects a Delta vaccine to be 100%, or even 80%, effective against...

Don't sweat it. They'll catch on. Eventually.

Inky dinky parlay voo!

That so many of your best friends are trees makes me respect you even more. Don't surprise me, mind. Just nice to have it confirmed.

La plume de ma tante.

Demonstrating their firm grasp of what's going on.

Here's an idea. . . Ready?. . . Here we go. . . Stop being a damn pussy and get the shot.

My slightly insane lady friend (hey, she's my lady friend, she has to be at least a little cracked!) is raising a redwood. In a pot. She plans to transplant it when it's about two feet high, so that long after we're dead and gone, people will remember us when it destroys the water and sewer lines.

Well, it seems to be received wisdom hereabouts that whenever the gol-dang gummint does anything, it's because they were paid off by EEE-vil interests and corporations that the same conspiracy nutters adore under all other circumstances. . .

I wonder who paid 'em off?

Grocery stores in Canada have looms?

I'm sure that's relevant to something in your head.

Sure it wasn't "Real Canadian Woman Attacked On Bus By Immigrant?"

THAT'LL show the world he's dumber'n Alec Baldwin!

Probably not a good idea to tell a trucker to stop looking at his mirrors. Besides, Boomster LIKES Nazis!

Just opened it. Nobody there.

Guess y'all are just gonna have to subsist on a diet of poutine and moose hocks. And beer.

Beats working, I guess.