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It MUST be the truth. It says so right on the cover! "To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture." --Thomas Paine

You've been taking the garbage of the earth for 400 years. And letting it breed. Why would anything change now?

Bet you thought Uvalde was the funniest damn thing you ever heard, didn't you?

In walks the village idiot And his face is all aglow --Warren Zevon

Hmm. . . good point. With any luck, Brazil can free itself from the brutal shackles of the U.S. with the aid of China, which is only looking for raw materials and markets.

It's "counsellor" or preferably "counsel." I'm not on a council. You expect me to give you my best stuff for free? Girl, they'd disbar me!

Knock off the "ry," and you got it down perfect! However, I've given your problem careful thought, Harriet, and I recommend either telling the teacher and getting me detention, or filing with Butthurt Canada for $CA ten million (US buck-and-half) compensation for your trauma from this egregious...

What fresh Hell this? What're they gonna debate, whether the mayor has super-speed, or if it just looks like that because he has super-strength? Meh, either way, beats the hard work of governing.

Yep. So what? I wasn't insulting Canada, I was insulting you. Personal service! What more do you want, a mint on your pillow?

Well, Speaker of the House Pelosi has announced she'll visit Taiwan. The PRC threw the predictable shit fit. But many Republicans in Congress said "You go, girl! We'll stay here and fondle our AR-15s and hide behind an 82-year-old woman to show how tough we are! Uvalde Forever!

How is it putting you down? Is your population not approximately 36 million? Or do you think you're a mighty superpower and people everywhere tremble in fear of the wrath of Canada? Cuz that'd be pretty funny.

The border guards can assess the threat an immigrant is under on the spot. In cases where there is immediate threat, let 'em in. In cases where the proverbial "reasonable person" sees no threat and upon listening to the immigrant's story, sees no pressing danger, tell 'em "Nice try. No dice."...

What? His name is Gerson Fuentes.

Unless they're Trucktards. The "word games" are legitimate. Real refugees don't really have the option of standing politely at the door and asking "Mother may I?" Sadly, that system, though necessary, is amenable to abuse. But the maximum deference is there for a reason. Refugees are often...

Give him some horse medicine. Just no vaccines. They don't work, they just implant tracking chips! The promise that you'll get 5G is a LIE!

You'll note that he wasn't charged with the alleged original offense.

Do we know how to raise our kids, or what? Full credit to the cops for not thoroughly ventilating the car and its occupants.

As a member of the profession, I must say. . . "You go, girl!"

You really think HuffPo is that dependent on a second-rate country with a population of 36 million? Delusions of significance.

But. . . but. . . dictators control all the real sunny places! And all the windy places! That's why they're bad!