The Mandates Are Coming Back

[mentalfloss]

Grab yer pitchforks


Canada resuming mandatory random COVID-19 testing for air travellers

OTTAWA -
The federal government is bringing back mandatory random COVID-19 testing for air travellers coming into Canada, starting July 19.

A little more than a month after pausing the measure, the Public Health Agency of Canada (PHAC) announced Thursday it will be re-implementing random testing for fully vaccinated air travellers arriving into the country at four major Canadian airports: Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Toronto.

Canada resuming mandatory random COVID-19 testing for air travellers

A little more than a month after pausing the measure, the Public Health Agency of Canada announced Thursday it will be re-implementing random COVID-19 testing for fully vaccinated air travellers arriving into the country at four major Canadian airports: Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Toronto.

www.ctvnews.ca

 

[Twin_Moose]

How soon before they start checking for NO2 being released from your ass before boarding a plane?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

How soon before they start checking for NO2 being released from your ass before boarding a plane?

That will be covered by the new TrueDope Fart Tax.

 

[B00Mer]

Flossy is all excited, pretty soon his lazy ass can stay home and collect CERB again

 

[Ron in Regina]

CERB will get a name-change to try to avoid the stench attached, but it’ll have to be $4000/month to buy what $2000/month did two years ago.

 

[Ron in Regina]

Grab yer pitchforks


Canada resuming mandatory random COVID-19 testing for air travellers

OTTAWA -
The federal government is bringing back mandatory random COVID-19 testing for air travellers coming into Canada, starting July 19.

A little more than a month after pausing the measure, the Public Health Agency of Canada (PHAC) announced Thursday it will be re-implementing random testing for fully vaccinated air travellers arriving into the country at four major Canadian airports: Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Toronto.

Canada resuming mandatory random COVID-19 testing for air travellers

A little more than a month after pausing the measure, the Public Health Agency of Canada announced Thursday it will be re-implementing random COVID-19 testing for fully vaccinated air travellers arriving into the country at four major Canadian airports: Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Toronto.

www.ctvnews.ca

Majority say Canadian airport delays 'a national embarrassment,' avoiding travel: poll — Global News

The Ipsos poll conducted for Global News found Canadians believe there's plenty of blame to go around for the delays between airports, airlines and the federal government.

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Seventy per cent of Canadians agree the widespread delays at airports across the country are a “national embarrassment,” a new poll suggests, with nearly 60 per cent of people saying they are avoiding travel until the situation improves. Woke goal achieved.

Air Canada, Pearson again rank No. 1 in delays worldwide; Montreal check-in freezes

Air Canada and Toronto's Pearson airport again claimed the top spots for flight delays on Tuesday, marking at least four days in a row where the country's biggest airline has placed No. 1 of any large carrier worldwide.

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Airlines and the federal government have been scrambling to respond to scenes of endless lines, flight disruptions, lost luggage and daily turmoil at airports _ particularly at Pearson _ a problem the aviation industry has blamed on a shortage of federal security and customs officers at the Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) and the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority (CATSA).

Half of domestic flights to Canada’s big airports delayed, cancelled last week | Globalnews.ca

More than half of all domestic flights bound for Canada's six biggest airports were cancelled or delayed from June 22-28, according to an analytics firm.

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'Incompetence is incalculable': Airport frustrations sour Canadians' summer travel plans

CTVNews.ca asked Canadians to share their travel horror stories as cancelled flights, delays and lost luggage throw a wrench in Canadians' summer travel plans, due in part to staffing shortages at Canadian airports. Some report sleeping at airports and others say it took days to get to or from a...

www.ctvnews.ca

 

[mentalfloss]

Getting the booster for my 8 and 10 year olds.

Health Canada approves first COVID-19 vaccine for kids under 5

Sabina Vohra-Miller says she feels this day has been a “long time coming.”

As a mother of a young child, Vohra-Miller was breathing a sigh of relief for all parents in Canada at the news that children under five can soon be vaccinated against COVID-19, thanks to Health Canada’s approval Thursday of Moderna’s pediatric vaccine for infants and preschoolers.

Health Canada approves first COVID-19 vaccine for kids under 5 - National | Globalnews.ca

Children under five can soon be vaccinated against COVID-19, thanks to Health Canada’s approval Thursday of Moderna’s pediatric vaccine for infants and preschoolers.

globalnews.ca

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Getting the booster for my 8 and 10 year olds.

Health Canada approves first COVID-19 vaccine for kids under 5

Sabina Vohra-Miller says she feels this day has been a “long time coming.”

As a mother of a young child, Vohra-Miller was breathing a sigh of relief for all parents in Canada at the news that children under five can soon be vaccinated against COVID-19, thanks to Health Canada’s approval Thursday of Moderna’s pediatric vaccine for infants and preschoolers.

Health Canada approves first COVID-19 vaccine for kids under 5 - National | Globalnews.ca

Children under five can soon be vaccinated against COVID-19, thanks to Health Canada’s approval Thursday of Moderna’s pediatric vaccine for infants and preschoolers.

globalnews.ca

I got the shot and two boosters, and I STILL don't get 5G!

What's the deal?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I got the shot and two boosters, and I STILL don't get 5G!

What's the deal?

You must have got the Rogers shots.

 

[B00Mer]

Getting the booster for my 8 and 10 year olds.

Health Canada approves first COVID-19 vaccine for kids under 5

Sabina Vohra-Miller says she feels this day has been a “long time coming.”

As a mother of a young child, Vohra-Miller was breathing a sigh of relief for all parents in Canada at the news that children under five can soon be vaccinated against COVID-19, thanks to Health Canada’s approval Thursday of Moderna’s pediatric vaccine for infants and preschoolers.

Health Canada approves first COVID-19 vaccine for kids under 5 - National | Globalnews.ca

Children under five can soon be vaccinated against COVID-19, thanks to Health Canada’s approval Thursday of Moderna’s pediatric vaccine for infants and preschoolers.

globalnews.ca

YOU HAVE KIDS!!!

Shit I thought you were a pimply faced 18 year old swooning over Trudeau.

Now I know Canada is screwed, with the likes of you brainwashing kids..

Canada is doomed.

 

[mentalfloss]

How the tighty have fallen

Anti-Vaxxers Pivot to ‘Treating’ Long COVID

From the start, HFS’ founders and speakers have sought to cast doubt on the realities of the pandemic, and the conference bills itself as “the first event to offer a ‘second opinion’ on the COVID narrative.” The 2022 event will, the organizers promise, feature “whistleblowers on mandated vaccines, masks, and lockdowns exposing medical fraud, government overstep, and disinformation.”

In other words, COVID as a disease isn’t depicted as fake, exactly, but certainly overblown, a threat distorted into monstrous proportions to justify what HFS persistently calls “medical tyranny.”

Anti-Vaxxers Pivot to ‘Treating’ Long COVID

Massive doses of vitamin C, pyramid scheme products and, of course, ivermectin are all on the menu.

www.vice.com