Quirks and Quarks the Cooking Erectus

darkbeaver

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Todays Q&Q featured Dr Richard Ranghim (sp) of Harvard who supposes Homo Erectus was cooking his food, this is well before the plodding corporate body of science will openly acclaim. So Dr Ranghim puts the beginning of fine barbecueing at 1.6---1.8 million years BN.
So there he was with this sound idea but didn't seem to go the extra four feet or so and actually envision the very first conspiracy to wait for the embers to cool and fetch that fat rodent from the wild fire, it may have been a beaver. So he's telling us that Homo Erectus invented cooking rather than the crux of the whole matter I think and that is that cooking invented Homo Sapien. The scientist is sometimes an egghead.
So when we began to employ fire is a benchmark, but water was first. Or was it?Some fire must have warmed it up so we could swim in it easier I think. I can't get back far enough to pry them apart. The constituant pieces leave me with a handfull of nuts and bolts that monkeys won't ever hammer into a drill press.
To be fair I didn't hear the entire interview and the egghead may have said more or less the same thing I just did. I think this should be in the cooking threads maybe. Lava flows may have been barbacue heaven in the old days, wild fire burnovers would have been worth following, fire does interesting things to other stuff too. We were bribed to stand up and chase fire with cooked tidbits. The reason must have been induced before that. It must have been drugs. Lightly toasted delishious looking mushrooms or ripe warm cannibis kolas. What does the bible say? I can't remember, and I'm not inclined to research. We were always led to think that man invented fire. Who's responsible for that concieted argument?
 
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darkbeaver

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Yes, well if erectus was downwind of a wild fire burning in a marijuana feild, I could understand the need to learn how to cook.

I hadn't even thought of the very first case of the munchies Lester but you have solved the case.
Is it your contention that proto-man in a buzzed state was overcome with the munchies and reached into the embers for that toasted lizard or partridge? Honestly this is a breakthrough in anthropology. Now if you'll just write up the five-thousand page report we'll jointly submit it for a grant which we'll share 6040, 40 for you, that's fair you've only just joined the team, I did all the pioneering work. Thankyou:smile:
 

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Necessity is the mother of invention, Primitive trailmix wouldn't cut it. I contend that my cutting edge insights to the emergence of early culinary skills are for more important than a mere 40%.