Come on guys!

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It would be better if you could hear my voice but I'll do a quick renition here, then I have to go get Johnnnny LOL

Gather as much spit into your mouth as you can, get a drink of water if you need to. Consintrate on you breathing, in slow, out slow, do that for several minutes then put a single positive thought in your mind saying it over and over in your head as you concintrait on your breath in......slow........out........slow. "I AM a healthy and happy being" (do not think "I am free of pain" because you acknowledge your in pain) Continue about 15 mins.

Its called Noesiotheropy (sp)

Ive got to get love, the number was for my candle holders I lit one for you and if you open up I'll send light and love.
 

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I'm in a massive amount of pain today, with the worst flare up I've had in months. I'm stressed, I'm bored, and I have no one around to vent on. I thought I'd pop on here and at least get distracted in some lively conversation, and the one night I really need it, the forum's DEAD!!!

Perk up folks! Entertain me! lol!
Well, I'm pretty good at making faces, tapdancing, slapstick, etc.
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How was I? Entertaining? Shelley liked it. :D Thought I was crazy for a sec there though, when I leapt up and tapped a bit, tripped and fell down, and made a couple faces.
 

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Well, I'm pretty good at making faces, tapdancing, slapstick, etc.
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How was I? Entertaining? Shelley liked it. :D Thought I was crazy for a sec there though, when I leapt up and tapped a bit, tripped and fell down, and made a couple faces.


LOL. You were wonderful Gilbert, thanks.
 

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Sorry to jump in offtopic, but couldnt help but notice your statement self ;).
You never told me earlier if you have a DVD-Burner. I guess probably not.

Ok, back to topic. Lets see, how to make karrie feel better..... * ponders * Give me a list of your current symptoms :). Lets see what we can do about them.
 

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here's a chuckle for ya then Karrie... hope whatever's ailing ya lets up soon...

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.........

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waves
at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says,






"No, I'm your son's math teacher."


oops...
 

karrie

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Ok, back to topic. Lets see, how to make karrie feel better..... * ponders * Give me a list of your current symptoms :). Lets see what we can do about them.

There's not much to be done to alleviate my physical symptoms, and the list is too long to go into. lol. But, mental perk ups help. Having something to engage your mind with helps distract from the pain. Good conversation's a godsend. Today's not shaping up to be a much better day, so you can count on me being around, demanding more entertainment from everyone. lol.
 

karrie

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have u tried porn karrie? I find it very distracting :lol:

Women don't really respond the same way mentally to porn as men do. But for men in chronic pain, it can actually help a lot by stimulating the pleasure centers. Go figure.
 

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